2136: Fuck Eddie Murphy

OnmyojiOmn · 02-24-2015, 06:00 PM

I feel really sorry for Eddie Murphy because all he has left of his career is this "comedy legend" thing and he knows it's a lie. He wakes up feeling like a has-been and he falls asleep feeling like a has-been, and most importantly, all of these supposed friends are enabling him at every turn. "You're so great, Eddie, you're a legend! You should tell some jo- No? Okay, maybe next time." They only have one shit to give every five years. Hopefully he can go another five without killing himself. Some friend.

heathersharon · 02-24-2015, 06:25 PM

Eddie Murphy is what happens when someone believes only their good press. Lesson: If you believe all of the good press, you have to believe all of the bad.

He's bitter and washed up.

bw81 · 02-24-2015, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ouini

I didn't understand why the four second clip of Julie Andrews was played three times ... did her voice sound too strong in Keith's ears for her to have claimed she could no longer sing? Or was she doing something visual?

Not sure what the bit was, there.

It was how she pronounced it BudaPESHt which was how Keith says it and was getting shit for it a few weeks/months ago.

Enunciated Piffle · 02-25-2015, 12:22 AM

I'm lookin at Renee zellweger and uma Thurman pics. It's unbelievable how different they look. They're unrecognizable!

People pretend it's not ok to leave your spouse if they become obese and let themselves go to shit. What about cosmetic surgery to the point of looking like a total stranger?

My Sweaty Balls · 02-25-2015, 05:25 AM

Perhaps we should have a poll for Bill Cosby

Fuck Bill Cosby?

- Yes
- No
- Not sure. He gave me a drink, then it gets real hazy.

John Galt · 02-25-2015, 05:35 AM

It occurs to me that some of you folk are lazy fucks who won't go look at this just because it received the Keith Seal of Approval, so I am linking to the trailer.

You should also see this one.

FingerLakes · 02-25-2015, 12:51 PM

also
so not into NPH.

ImStillToni · 02-25-2015, 02:58 PM

Eric - this is my fake beef with Keith, don't take every word I type as gospel ok?

it's not that serious

Dean from Australia · 02-26-2015, 04:43 PM

I would argue that Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing) was Ground Zero for plastic surgery.

I had a poster of her on my wall for years as a teen; her nose was jack worthy. Then she went and got it straightened!

Neither her career or I have recovered.

RefusingYouLiquor · 02-27-2015, 12:15 AM

Her nose...? Wtf.....

Never
Ever
Go off your meds

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02-24-2015, 06:00 PM	#21 (permalink)
OnmyojiOmn Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: California Posts: 162	I feel really sorry for Eddie Murphy because all he has left of his career is this "comedy legend" thing and he knows it's a lie. He wakes up feeling like a has-been and he falls asleep feeling like a has-been, and most importantly, all of these supposed friends are enabling him at every turn. "You're so great, Eddie, you're a legend! You should tell some jo- No? Okay, maybe next time." They only have one shit to give every five years. Hopefully he can go another five without killing himself. Some friend. theycallmepyro likes this.
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02-24-2015, 06:25 PM	#22 (permalink)
heathersharon Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 13	Eddie Murphy is what happens when someone believes only their good press. Lesson: If you believe all of the good press, you have to believe all of the bad. He's bitter and washed up.
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02-25-2015, 12:22 AM	#24 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	I'm lookin at Renee zellweger and uma Thurman pics. It's unbelievable how different they look. They're unrecognizable! People pretend it's not ok to leave your spouse if they become obese and let themselves go to shit. What about cosmetic surgery to the point of looking like a total stranger?
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02-25-2015, 05:25 AM	#25 (permalink)
My Sweaty Balls Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 537	New Poll Perhaps we should have a poll for Bill Cosby Fuck Bill Cosby? - Yes - No - Not sure. He gave me a drink, then it gets real hazy. da_ticklah, ImStillToni and Scumhook like this.
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02-25-2015, 05:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
John Galt Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Nude Hampster Posts: 1,971	It occurs to me that some of you folk are lazy fucks who won't go look at this just because it received the Keith Seal of Approval, so I am linking to the trailer. You should also see this one. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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02-25-2015, 12:51 PM	#27 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	also so not into NPH.
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02-25-2015, 02:58 PM	#28 (permalink)
ImStillToni Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bluffton, SC Posts: 366	Eric - this is my fake beef with Keith, don't take every word I type as gospel ok? it's not that serious
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02-26-2015, 04:43 PM	#29 (permalink)
Dean from Australia Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 1,297	I would argue that Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing) was Ground Zero for plastic surgery. I had a poster of her on my wall for years as a teen; her nose was jack worthy. Then she went and got it straightened! Neither her career or I have recovered. Bucho likes this.
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02-27-2015, 12:15 AM	#30 (permalink)
RefusingYouLiquor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 1,753	Her nose...? Wtf..... Never Ever Go off your meds da_ticklah and Scumhook like this.
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