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Originally Posted by Scumhook (Post 840041)

What a steaming pile of bullshit.

Of course they're racists, assuming you class the Jews as a race.

Maybe I'll get "I'm not a racist, I just hate Niggers" screenprinted onto my KKK robe.

You fucking retard.

Chemda and Judy Gold are both Jewish so to you they are the same race?Jewish isn't a race its a religion and to a larger extent culture. That's why they have a different word specifically for someone that hates that culture. It's like saying; "That person is racist because he hates women." Women isn't a race so it would be incorrect.

And actually that screen print is pretty accurate since niggers isn't an actual race either.

yelp! would work well for brit milah where there was no anesthesia. I'd also recommend
http://i.imgur.com/0emJIsV.jpg

Brandie was great :)

Of course we have pizza by the slice. Not that it's such an amazing meal...

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Originally Posted by PsychoLoco (Post 840048)

I enjoy burning pictures of Putin, long walks on the beach, and shooting down commercial airplanes.

Semantically, semetics (as I now know, thanks to KATG) may well be all types of camel jockeys; but we all know that if someone is referred to as "anti semetic", they're being accused of hating Jews.

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Originally Posted by invader (Post 840049)

And actually that screen print is pretty accurate since niggers isn't an actual race either.

OK, so I'd be fine walking around your hood yelling "I HATE NIGGERS", and when the local youths of colour take exception, I'll just point out that I can't be a racist, and then we'll all drink some 40's and have a few laughs?

Yeah, you might want to check that you're getting enough oxygen in your MTA booth.

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Originally Posted by Eric M (Post 840046)

Once in a while, my brain gets trapped in a circular thought of visualizing the logistics of something that completely grosses me out. I've passed out from this at least a dozen times in the last 5 years or so. It's happened to me when people have talked about stds particularly aids.(why I can't listen to that WMN show) It has also happened when I've gotten a deep cut that I stared at too much, and the most embarrassing time and most recent time until now is the first time I put it in a girls asshole. It was never something I had interest in but she wanted it so I tried it. It freaked me out immediately and I went to the bathroom to lie on the floor because I could feel it happening.
Toward the end of this mohel giving babies herpes story it started happening again and got kicked into overdrive when chemda reminded me that this can actually kill babies. I was driving while this was happening. I felt it coming on and immediately took the first turn into a plaza that I saw. I made it about 20 ft away from a parking spot before I felt the tunnels closing and I put my foot on the break. It was night time so there werent other cars around thankfully. I came to listening to keith talking about something else. My car was left in drive but thankfully I held my foot on the break. I don't know how long I was disassociated and didn't dare start rewinding the show to figure it out. So I could've died but didn't. That's always a rush. Thanks for the thrill katg!

I totally know what you mean.

The exact same thing happened to me the first time I heard that I could get 500 business cards for under $10.

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Originally Posted by Scumhook (Post 840069)

Whoa, whoa... why are you assuming I live in a hood? Just cause you say something that isn't technically racist Doesn't mean it isn't hateful.
Finally I don't work in a booth. But if you spend any amount of time in a NYC subway station you probably have a lung full of break dust, Desil fumes, rat feces and urine.

Then there needs to be a word between hateful and racist.

"I'm hateful."

"I hear ya, me too."

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Originally Posted by invader (Post 840075)

why are you assuming I live in a hood?

Location: Bronx, NY

Plus, you're black. Wherever you hang your hat, that's your hood.

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 840076)

Then there needs to be a word between hateful and racist.

Goofy?

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 840076)

Then there needs to be a word between hateful and racist.

"I'm hateful."

"I hear ya, me too."

There are words... antisemitic, mysoginist, homophobic...

Although I doubt people who are actually those things are self-aware of the fact that they are those things. If that makes sense.

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Originally Posted by Scumhook (Post 840079)

Location: Bronx, NY

Plus, you're black. Wherever you hang your hat, that's your hood.

Goofy?

aight my nigga, you got this.