214: Women for President

kevin · 02-03-2006, 09:23 AM

The movie you were referencing with the date rape and the puking and the keg is The Rules of Attraction. One great movie.

mcd007 · 02-03-2006, 09:58 AM

Patrice: KEITHANDTHEGIRL.COM! MYSPACE! COME OVER HERE! YOU HAVE NICE EYEBROWS! I'M ON MYSPACE!

Holy fuck you had me laughing my ass off, Patrice.

jwdd27 · 02-03-2006, 10:14 AM

Great show guys, Patrice for president.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her tits are playing a Texas housewife turned prostitute in an upcoming movie, which she's also producing. Based on a true st...(YAWN..)

"Edgier roles" = playing a hooker when you're too old to play high school chicks.

Good to see the "cute" MySpace guy's British.
Come on over American girls, we all look like that.

JoeL...

scottperezfox · 02-03-2006, 10:16 AM

One show to note that does not have a laugh track is The Simpsons. Aside from the fact that its a cartoon - and therefore you couldn't fake an audience - but also because the humour is so layered and different viewers laugh at different things at different times. But one time, they did add canned laughter to a Bart-Homer insult match. It felt incredibly out of place.

I've always thought it was funny that the laugh tracks in Britain sound different. Do people laugh with accents? I prefer the British one, but laugh tracks suck in general. Sit coms should have a live audience.

MichaelG · 02-03-2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mcd007

To go back to the 'people talking to you in the bathroom' thing for a sec...

Worse than someone talking to you in the bathroom is the naked old guys in the gym locker room. Apparently the ideal time to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger is when your shriveled, wrinkled junk is swingin' in the wind.

Ever heard of pants? Try putting some on before talking to me. And even then, I still probably don't want to talk to you.

They talked about that on the TV show 'the four kings' Locker room etiquette, Eyes up

MichaelG · 02-03-2006, 10:53 AM

There are Great shows with NO laugh track. SCRUBS, My Name is Earl, the office. Verry funny and they let you decide when to laugh.

DaviBlight · 02-03-2006, 12:15 PM

My favorite part of the conversation is when Chemda thinks is gross that keith would mention boys playing with peroid clots, but she has no probably talking about how the clots look like pieces of baby.

dab1881 · 02-03-2006, 01:01 PM

Please tell me what the hell that song was at the end of the show!???

Kritz · 02-03-2006, 02:46 PM

whoa, wait....THAT is the guy they drooled over for 5 minutes on the show? I'm not saying he's an ugly bastard.....but the kid has ONE picture of himself. Anyone can manage to look half-decent in ONE picture. I wouldn't have even looked twice.

Anyway, it was funny to hear about strangers who just can't shut themselves up. Once I was on a plane trying to work on some homework about poetry when I felt the guy next to me reading over my shoulder. Then he has the balls to say "I don't think that is what the poem is about". I tried to be polite and say "well they want to know what MY interpretation of the poem is....not yours". He continues to talk about it and I get creeped out because he's in his 30's and at the time I'm 18 or so....so I just start ignoring him. He was making me feel so uncomfortable and I was pretty shy so I didn't know what to say.....so I start writing in my homework things like "It is very hard to interpret this poem because the creepy guy sitting next to me on this plane won't shut the fuck up. I would rather die in a firey plane crash than have to listen to this loser pretend to know what he's talking about"....etc. That shut him up....but I had to pretend to be looking out the window for the rest of the trip it was so awkward.

spinxtt · 02-03-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dab1881

Please tell me what the hell that song was at the end of the show!???

Underwood Carrie: Jesus, Take The Wheel

02-03-2006, 09:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
kevin Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Rochester New York Posts: 7	movie titles The movie you were referencing with the date rape and the puking and the keg is The Rules of Attraction. One great movie.
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02-03-2006, 09:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
mcd007 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 48	Patrice: KEITHANDTHEGIRL.COM! MYSPACE! COME OVER HERE! YOU HAVE NICE EYEBROWS! I'M ON MYSPACE! Holy fuck you had me laughing my ass off, Patrice.
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02-03-2006, 10:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
jwdd27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,780	Great show guys, Patrice for president. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her tits are playing a Texas housewife turned prostitute in an upcoming movie, which she's also producing. Based on a true st...(YAWN..) "Edgier roles" = playing a hooker when you're too old to play high school chicks. Good to see the "cute" MySpace guy's British. Come on over American girls, we all look like that. JoeL...
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02-03-2006, 10:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
scottperezfox Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 384	Laugh Track One show to note that does not have a laugh track is The Simpsons. Aside from the fact that its a cartoon - and therefore you couldn't fake an audience - but also because the humour is so layered and different viewers laugh at different things at different times. But one time, they did add canned laughter to a Bart-Homer insult match. It felt incredibly out of place. I've always thought it was funny that the laugh tracks in Britain sound different. Do people laugh with accents? I prefer the British one, but laugh tracks suck in general. Sit coms should have a live audience.
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02-03-2006, 10:53 AM	#16 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	There are Great shows with NO laugh track. SCRUBS, My Name is Earl, the office. Verry funny and they let you decide when to laugh.
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02-03-2006, 12:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
DaviBlight Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 23	My favorite part of the conversation is when Chemda thinks is gross that keith would mention boys playing with peroid clots, but she has no probably talking about how the clots look like pieces of baby.
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02-03-2006, 01:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
dab1881 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8	Please tell me what the hell that song was at the end of the show!???
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02-03-2006, 02:46 PM	#19 (permalink)
Kritz Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: chicago Posts: 24	whoa, wait....THAT is the guy they drooled over for 5 minutes on the show? I'm not saying he's an ugly bastard.....but the kid has ONE picture of himself. Anyone can manage to look half-decent in ONE picture. I wouldn't have even looked twice. Anyway, it was funny to hear about strangers who just can't shut themselves up. Once I was on a plane trying to work on some homework about poetry when I felt the guy next to me reading over my shoulder. Then he has the balls to say "I don't think that is what the poem is about". I tried to be polite and say "well they want to know what MY interpretation of the poem is....not yours". He continues to talk about it and I get creeped out because he's in his 30's and at the time I'm 18 or so....so I just start ignoring him. He was making me feel so uncomfortable and I was pretty shy so I didn't know what to say.....so I start writing in my homework things like "It is very hard to interpret this poem because the creepy guy sitting next to me on this plane won't shut the fuck up. I would rather die in a firey plane crash than have to listen to this loser pretend to know what he's talking about"....etc. That shut him up....but I had to pretend to be looking out the window for the rest of the trip it was so awkward.
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