2156: The Roast of Justin Bieber

dannyhatch · 03-31-2015, 05:46 PM

With Jesse Joyce – Quitting smoking; Keith’s texting; making your dog a service dog; the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber

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WSEIII · 03-31-2015, 10:54 PM

Jessie doesn't want to die of fun cancer

Shock the monkey

If you're happy and you know it roast your friends

At the end of the day it's just a job

WittyReference · 03-31-2015, 11:30 PM

Jesse! (Where's that awesome paperclip thing someone made of him?) Great work on the roast again. I love on the KATG Roast when he's genuinely surprised he enjoyed JFOD.
Is that thing in the middle of his nicotine kit the vaporizer? It's not exactly subtle at that size.

Why is Chemda staying so quiet on the text talk? She used to complain about how Keith communicates on the phone and I'm sure others have. Did the voice memos stop?

I get Keith is trying to be friendly but I would feel overwhelmed by it too. That's more about my issues than his though and I wouldn't even say he's doing something wrong.
I tend to write paragraphs. I don't like people who hit send after every sentence.

WittyReference · 03-31-2015, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

Jessie doesn't want to die of fun cancer

Shock the monkey

If you're happy and you know it roast your friends

At the end of the day it's just a job

Since you've started writing posts like poetry, I understand what you mean even less but at least now you've got an excuse, I guess. Or you fell down the stairs recently.

Jack Bastard · 04-01-2015, 02:43 AM

daemon · 04-01-2015, 02:48 AM

Haven't smoked in 4 years after switching to vaping. Smoked for 25 years. Sense of smell and taste came back. Never felt better!

Scumhook · 04-01-2015, 04:46 AM

My dog is a 65kg furry lump.

I'd fucking love to slap a vest on her and have her sit next to me, shake her head and flick huge drool-boogers all over the other arseholes in coach.

invader · 04-01-2015, 06:53 AM

Goddammit Jessie Joyce is consistently the best guest. I always get a big smile on my face when I hear his voice open the show. Keith, Chemda and Jessie play off each other well.

New here · 04-01-2015, 07:04 AM

Jesse Joyce top shelf as always.

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Keith, Chemda and Jessie play off each other well.

Too true.

Eric M · 04-01-2015, 07:46 AM

This was the first roast I've watched besides the KATG one which was infinitely more entertaining. I found almost anytime anyone on stage was cracking up to be extremely insincere.

Maybe I'm wrong since this is my first one but I hated that everyone kissed his ass and thanked him after their set. I felt like it took it all away. Jeff ross was the only one who didn't which made his set the most rewarding except for Hannibal. I can never decide whether kevin hart is funny or if he just bounces around the stage until you're forced to laugh at him.

And I was fucking cringing with Justin's little "please love me again" speech at the end. What a bunch of horseshit. Does that belong at the end of a comedy show?

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WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	Jesse! (Where's that awesome paperclip thing someone made of him?) Great work on the roast again. I love on the KATG Roast when he's genuinely surprised he enjoyed JFOD. Is that thing in the middle of his nicotine kit the vaporizer? It's not exactly subtle at that size. Why is Chemda staying so quiet on the text talk? She used to complain about how Keith communicates on the phone and I'm sure others have. Did the voice memos stop? I get Keith is trying to be friendly but I would feel overwhelmed by it too. That's more about my issues than his though and I wouldn't even say he's doing something wrong. I tend to write paragraphs. I don't like people who hit send after every sentence. __________________ . We made some music for trippers. On drugs it'll all make sense https://myspace.com/almostapathy/music/albums
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Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	This was the first roast I've watched besides the KATG one which was infinitely more entertaining. I found almost anytime anyone on stage was cracking up to be extremely insincere. Maybe I'm wrong since this is my first one but I hated that everyone kissed his ass and thanked him after their set. I felt like it took it all away. Jeff ross was the only one who didn't which made his set the most rewarding except for Hannibal. I can never decide whether kevin hart is funny or if he just bounces around the stage until you're forced to laugh at him. And I was fucking cringing with Justin's little "please love me again" speech at the end. What a bunch of horseshit. Does that belong at the end of a comedy show? Bucho and Enunciated Piffle like this. __________________
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