2156: The Roast of Justin Bieber

[Keith]

Not at all.

You are 100% saying the opposite.

How did those anxiety-ridden retards confuse you?

[Scat]

I have a friend who has to acknowledge every text I send with a "k".
It is very irritating. Also when he picks up the phone, he doesn't say anything, he waits for me to talk. Motherfucker, YOU go first.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Too be honest, i kind of tuned out during the whole thing because it's a pretty silly thing to make such a big deal about. I got that Christian especially felt like you needed acknowledgment and didn't know how to cut it off clean.

You did make a point of how many more unreturned texts you had sent to him than he had sent to you, that's a point against what you're saying now.

You tuned out during the whole thing but we should discuss it?

STOP TEXTING ME!!!

[Tulipaloozi]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

It's a good looking vaporizer but how come those things are always so big? Is it so you can reach the male G-spot prior to vaping?

The bigger the vape, the more options you have. For instance, the one I have allows me to change the wattage, turning it up for an intense drag, or down for a more subtle one. The best feature though, in my opinion, is the longevity of the battery. A fully charged battery can go 2-3 days, instead of the ones that force you to charge them every night. When you throw two batteries in the mix, one to use and one to charge, you're unstoppable.

But the vapers that get way into it like D&D with their vape meets and discussions are absolutely ridiculous and weird. But we all just want to belong somewhere, right?

[starscream]

For about three years now I haven't had a home because I've been traveling around watching people's pets while they are away. And I can work from home so I don't even charge anybody anything.

So please stop spreading these lies about how simple it is deputize your dogs so you can bring them with you on planes.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Apia

We have two tall Shepard mixes, they as service dogs compared with a small child would make as the favorites among the other travelers, I'm sure.

Pics pls

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Apia

140 Pound of Dog

fuck. i can't see it

http://www.keithandthegirl.com/forum...43471291-n.jpg

maybe use imgur?

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Apia

ok now i can see a tiny thumbnail of 2 boofy dogs...

[ImStillToni]

Step 1: get medical benefits again
Step 2: have my doctor actually diagnosis my "depression" and that my puppy is actually therapeutic and needed for my "depression"
Step 3: slap a vest on my dog
Step 4: free dog flights if/when I too can afford to fly

and THIS is why Jesse Joyce is hands down one of the best KATG guests ever IMO. Not only the backstage/industry scoop, but just how to get over on shit in general. I heart this man, I heart him so fucking much.

And I've yet to watch the roast, but Justin's joke about Martha Steward literally made me kick my dog out of bed, I was rolling at how well that doucecanoe delivered based on what was played on the ep.

I would pick Jesse over Finnegan any day - his dog is even cuter than Voldergriswold or whatever the hell it is.