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02-09-2006, 02:26 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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jamie foxx indeed DID perform with kanye west, but in his and their defence, it was probably the best performance of the evening. they did a march band skit.
by the way, holy bloated blimp batman, what the fuck was up with mariah 'mimi' carey? she suddenly looked twice as old and twice as fat. all kinds of excess skin there. damn! madonna did a mash-up with gorillaz, who were projected in 3D or something. the animation/collaboration was cool in itself, but it was painfully clear yet again that that madonna she-male can't sing for shit once the lip synch track gives up the ghost. i seriously didn't feel the need to see that 50-year old cameltoe either, whether it's covered with sparkles or not.
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02-09-2006, 02:35 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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oh shite! soccer girl got her bag stolen on the way home from the screening party!
iriver stolen $400 camera (with nekkid pictures!) $400 eye glasses (armani) $500 perscription sunglasses $500 medication (now shes suffering) keys to car/office/etc wallet with social security card/debit card/license in it planner(now the teef can stalk her) cell phone notebook with writing/stories/ideas novel she was 1/2 way through jewelry (cheap stuff, but still) http://mp3.soccergirl.podshow.com/SGINC_099_3.mp3 |
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02-09-2006, 03:04 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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i think her iriver had her only record of everything she ever did....
social security card sucks, but its likely the thief will toss it after getting all that other loot. |
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Chemda, in the beginning of the show you Said "Some one MYSPACE me something" Later you said " She Googled" and then you laughed that you said 'Google' as a Verb, but you did not care when you used 'myspace' as a verb.
You Love MySpace way to much. My UPS guy rings the Doorbell, after dropping off the package. I think my guy does it so he can say he notified that he left my package on the porch. But i live in a house and not an Apartment. Any Photos from the Event? Flickr Account or somewhere online? I miss so many other shows, because I olny TIVO a few shows. and i miss a bunch of commercials for other stuff. By The Office and My Name is Earl are my favorites. Last edited by MichaelG; 02-09-2006 at 03:48 PM. |
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02-09-2006, 05:48 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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The check and karma
I agree with K&G, nothing pisses me off more than having to deal with a a big table at check time. Some how I can deal with the questions like " do you know what I had?" or just tell me what I own you. What get's me is the three fuckers at the end of the table just disappear then the checks around and magically reappears when the check part is done.
And I can say, karma is going to catch up to those three fuckers at the end of the table types. Yes, they believe they pull off some sneaky shit by sticking others who are treating them like human beings with bill. All I can say there's a glue trap in Heck waiting for your asses. Last edited by dtheman; 02-09-2006 at 05:51 PM. |
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What fucking assholes. Not only did they not buy your DVD but they made YOU pay extra! Fucking dooches. Such a poor effort, especially the users who would have heard "pay your fucking tab". I remember that show and if I ever dine with KATG I'm paying +tax+tip+katgrockfee.
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