2169: Riotous

[Scumhook]

Who are the 17 lying arseholes who reckon they haven't broken the law???

There are literally billions of laws, from the federal to the local level. No fucking way these cunts are clean.

Have they exceeded the speed limit?

Have they rolled through a stop sign?

Have they used an aerosol can in a manner not intended by the labeling?

Have they not surgically scrubbed their plastics before throwing them in the recycling bin (thereby releasing way more toxic chemicals into the environment, but that's another issue)???


Stand up and be counted, you fucking pieces of lying shit.

[flerchin]

Count me as one. Y'all can break whatever laws you want. For me, I'll avoid the hassle. You'll know it's me because I'm driving 1mph under the speed limit in the slow lane. I'm not a proponent of Keith's Law, but I act like it's in effect anyway.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by flerchin

Count me as one. Y'all can break whatever laws you want. For me, I'll avoid the hassle. You'll know it's me because I'm driving 1mph under the speed limit in the slow lane. I'm not a proponent of Keith's Law, but I act like it's in effect anyway.

I'll agree that some laws aren't worth the hassle to break, but it's fun to pregame on the subway.

[Lanfear]

I rode my bike to work and because it saves a few meters I took the bike lane on the wrong side of the street. It's fully separated from the street so really not a big deal you would think.
Well I got stopped by two motorbike cops and but I employed all the white girl, blond hair privilege I could muster and got off with a warning.

Big time criminal REPRESENT!!!

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by flerchin

Count me as one. Y'all can break whatever laws you want. For me, I'll avoid the hassle. You'll know it's me because I'm driving 1mph under the speed limit in the slow lane. I'm not a proponent of Keith's Law, but I act like it's in effect anyway.

I despise the fact that I love you.

And I bet on a downhill slope, you can't guarantee that your speed didn't go over by 0.5mph.

[Tequila Mocking Bird]

Oh and Danny was right about sticking with the Obama video.
The end pays off pretty well.
https://youtu.be/jpX1bsihugY
Start at 3:40

[FingerLakes]

Really liked Keith's point on prohibition and all the murder, gangstering and destruction that happened until the government changed its stupid ways

[robotparker]

Here's a quick white privilege story!

Last week, I was driving on MLK Boulevard and saw one of my biker buddies pulled over in his Jeep. I parked a block ahead and pulled out a camera just in case shit went down because this dude definitely belongs in jail! He looks like what you imagine a biker would look like: tons of tattoos and piercings, huge beard, denim vest covered in patches, etc. And of course, very white. Plus, he pretty much always has some weed on him. But 5 minutes later, he got back in his car and drove away. I flagged him down and he told me just what all exactly the cops found:

1. Expired tags (what got him pulled over in the first place)
2. Expired license
3. No insurance
4. He had a pair of brass knuckle in his pocket
5. In his other pocket, a switch blade
6. A quarter bag of weed
7. A little weed pipe that was still smoking because he had ripped it moments before he got busted

And yet the cops only gave him a summons for the weed. Totally turned a blind eye to everything else. They confiscated his weapons, stomped out his bag of weed (is that a thing?), and didn't bust him on any of his registration offenses. Now, imagine if he had looked like what a Fox News anchor would have described as a "thug." I imagine I'd probably be attending a funeral right now.

[DWarrior]

When I got arrested, I was respectful and the cops dropped their tough-guy pesona once I was handcuffed and in the vehicle.

The time my friend and I got arrested for jumping a turnstile in times square, a team of cops swarmed us, patted us down, then wrote us a ticket. A big reason we didn't get our spines severed that day is because we were polite and didn't run.

My friend was out drunk and talked back, they roughed him up and threw him in the car. Same thing happened to my ex, the cop threw her on the ground for talking back and put her in the patty wagon.

We're all white.

[DWarrior]

Originally Posted by robotparker

Now, imagine if he had looked like what a Fox News anchor would have described as a "thug." I imagine I'd probably be attending a funeral right now.

Yep, you're imagining.