2175: Model Behavior
 

with Jenny Jaffee and Sarah Hartshorne – Project UROK; America’s Next Top Model; depression and suicide; Jackie Martling calls; masturbating as a child; rape PTSD

Guests:
Jenny Jaffe
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Sarah Hartshorne
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Comedian Megan Amram talks a lot about being afraid of her hands and wrists on the Terrifed podcast with Dave Ross.

Also, please have Dave Ross on KATG.

Go on.

OCD how?

Jenny seems so sweet. I'm in love with her. The way Sarah talks makes me cringe.

I have obsessive thoughts about choking while drinking and eating. It takes me an hour or more to eat my meals and sometimes I just give up and throw the food away.

The term for it is quite hilarious. Phagophobia.

I know what you're really thinking...

Closer?

Hopefully I don't regret posting this.

I'm a dude. I started masturbating in the third grade too, but I didn't know what it was. During recess I would go to one of those poles in the playground area that you climb up and slide down. I'd climb the pole and the muscle contractions in my groin would feel more and more amazing. When I got near the top I'd start to climax, hold onto the pole, and ride it out.

I'd do this every recess. I wasn't ashamed of it but nobody else was doing it so I never told anyone about it. I think it's kinda funny that I was basically masturbating up in the air in front of a hundred grade school kids. I discovered my penis like a year later but even then my technique was something I've never heard of anyone else doing.

Quoted in case you really regret the post and pull a piffo

A few points:
1) That seems like a lot of work for a wank.
2) You didn't discover your penis until 4th grade??? That seems rather late to discover a critical appendage.

It's better to regret the things you have done rather than the ones you haven't.

I started beating off I think at 3rd grade, 8 or 9 but I see issue with that. I honestly think I was acting out due to the abuse I had earlier in life sexually.

Oh my god, Chemda's laugh at about 59:25 is the best thing ever.

Wouldn't it be funny if people with mental illness were prone to comedy?

Well said.

Having OCD is like having a virus memory program running rampant in your computer parts.

You see it running. You know it's running. You can't stop.

you're crazy bro' I loved her voice

I voted yes. I don't have any diagnosed thing, just a general abandonment issue that leads to me being probably too clingy with people and awkward with new people I like vs with new people I don't really care about - I can charm the pants off those losers.

Started fapping..I dunno...8 or 9? My brothers and I were spending part of the summer with our father and our half brothers. I'm the youngest and the oldest half brother was like 20. They, all being teens or older, were talking about sex and the older half brother started making fun of my brothers for being too young to keep up an erection. He made joke/pantomime about them jerking off and cumming real fast. I laughed to seem cool but I was like "what the hell are they talking about? Are they talking about peeing themselves?"
The next night I went into the bathroom, recreated the gestures and figured it out.

IRONICALLY, now I get off on dudes peeing themselves!

What's the appeal of peeing on someone? Is it just naughty? How do you find out if your partner likes it?

Is it like getting your ass licked where you have that talk and jump in the shower?

I think they find each other the same way the pedophile couples from Keiths stand up find each other.

Now that boxing is nearing extinction and MMA is the new zenith of athleticism. How can it be topped???

I propose combing the Spectacle of mixed martial arts with the bravery of water sports :D

Because consensual kink is a lot like pedophilia.

I shouldn't have drawn a parallel there. I'll still judge people for peeing with a funny look, but not the same way I'd judge a pedophile. It was just the premise that its a funny topic to try and bring up.

Good. OmngjufdbOOoOofj put you in your place.

Are you comparing me urinating to putting my penis into an underage child of God?

Thank you, OmigrogoOOfdbOOoOofj.

OmgomgOmGOmgOMGOmgomgomgOMGomgomgomGOMGGg

like totally omg dude

Is it possible to just change my name to that?

..we can wait

i don't think abandonment issues qualify as a mental illness.

here's something fun i did yesterday: went down to the basement to check on something, got halfway down the stairs and had to go back up. no bigs. BUT, i turned /clockwise/. i took a few steps, got this overwhelming feeling of wrongness, had to walk back down the same number of stairs, turn counterclockwise to reset, then go back up the stairs.

i scoff at your *tee hee* clingy needs and awkwardness. you're fine.

as are youse:D

oh yeah! i mean, of all the things my OCD could do, turning the "right" way isn't a bother. when i start wringing my hands or scratching, it gets a little dicier, but those are things i only do when i'm on high levels of losing it. that's when i call the ole therapist.

Ok. But do you have plastic sheets? Is peeing on your partner an outdoor activity? I can see doing camping. Next to a creek or hot spring to rinse off.

Is there a dating website? Do people hint at this activity on regular sites?

FetLife, bruh.

That's a three-parter for me. 1 like dicks and I think everything they do can be fun. 2) There's a kind of power dynamic that turns me on when doing it with another person and when I'm just watching it I like the.. release? Someone being so uninhibited to like just start peeing while in their bed/in the hallway/outdoors.

Yeah it's a convo kinda like that. Personally I let the other guy bring it up. I've found when dudes call themselves "kinky" or "freaky" it usually boils down to them wanting to bareback; and when I bring up anything they go "OH! oh....really?" So I ask them to tell me first and take it from there

I had a super long post about depression and then my phone died and I lost it. Long story short:
I started having suicidal thoughts when I was single digit age. It sucks, I've learned to get a handle on it since and rarely get full on months long depression bouts. Exercise helps loads.

I cannot recommend enough, having someone beat the living shit out of the person who assaulted/raped you. I personally feel it completely cured me of any neuroses I may have picked up from it. That's fucking closure.