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Old 05-07-2015, 04:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2175: Model Behavior

with Jenny Jaffee and Sarah Hartshorne – Project UROK; America’s Next Top Model; depression and suicide; Jackie Martling calls; masturbating as a child; rape PTSD

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Comedian Megan Amram talks a lot about being afraid of her hands and wrists on the Terrifed podcast with Dave Ross.

Also, please have Dave Ross on KATG.
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Go on.

OCD how?
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Jenny seems so sweet. I'm in love with her. The way Sarah talks makes me cringe.
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I have obsessive thoughts about choking while drinking and eating. It takes me an hour or more to eat my meals and sometimes I just give up and throw the food away.

The term for it is quite hilarious. Phagophobia.
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No actions, just thoughts.
You walk down the street and have thoughts about your armies marching unchallenged across Poland, and then crushing Europe under the might of your mechanised forces.

When faced with the decision to invade Russia, you say "Ich bin fuckensie dat" and concentrate on destroying England.

You then invent the A-bomb 12 months before the zionists in the USA, and rain radioactive death upon der Yankee schweinhunds...
I know what you're really thinking...
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No actions, just thoughts.
You walk down the street and have thoughts about being invincible. I'm bulletproof - untouchable.

Nothing can hurt me. I feel no pain, no joy; I feel nothing.

Sometimes I dream about being a space nazi. I dream that I am a behemoth, and I open my legs and swallow the Earth into my gaping vagina.

My uterus warms the Earth, and 9 months later, I give birth to a whole new planet, which looks suspiciously like Keith's head.

I then wake up screaming, covered in cold sweat, and realise I've gone to sleep with KATG on my iPod again...
Closer?
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Old 05-08-2015, 02:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hopefully I don't regret posting this.

I'm a dude. I started masturbating in the third grade too, but I didn't know what it was. During recess I would go to one of those poles in the playground area that you climb up and slide down. I'd climb the pole and the muscle contractions in my groin would feel more and more amazing. When I got near the top I'd start to climax, hold onto the pole, and ride it out.

I'd do this every recess. I wasn't ashamed of it but nobody else was doing it so I never told anyone about it. I think it's kinda funny that I was basically masturbating up in the air in front of a hundred grade school kids. I discovered my penis like a year later but even then my technique was something I've never heard of anyone else doing.
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Hopefully I don't regret posting this.

I'm a dude. I started masturbating in the third grade too, but I didn't know what it was. During recess I would go to one of those poles in the playground area that you climb up and slide down. I'd climb the pole and the muscle contractions in my groin would feel more and more amazing. When I got near the top I'd start to climax, hold onto the pole, and ride it out.

I'd do this every recess. I wasn't ashamed of it but nobody else was doing it so I never told anyone about it. I think it's kinda funny that I was basically masturbating up in the air in front of a hundred grade school kids. I discovered my penis like a year later but even then my technique was something I've never heard of anyone else doing.
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A few points:
1) That seems like a lot of work for a wank.
2) You didn't discover your penis until 4th grade??? That seems rather late to discover a critical appendage.
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