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Old 05-20-2015, 11:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2182: Stranger Danger

with Danny Hatch – Making jokes with strangers; Jackie Martling calls; open relationships revisited; female comics on Louis C.K.’s public masturbation; college forces students to publicly endure vaginal exams; homophobic pastor caught being homosexual; 17-year-old kills 15-year-old friend; Under Armour’s controversial shirt; ISIS hookah lounge; Robyn Rihanna vs. Batman’s Robin; Charlie Hebdo employee with survival guilt leaves; driving while on social media; Bill Clinton vs. Barack Obama

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Old 05-21-2015, 11:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So, quick question. When did these Louis CK rumors start and how long ago did Danny start jokingly giving @louisck as his plug on shows? Seems like an awfully big coincidence...
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Old 05-21-2015, 12:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I started doing that at the end of sets (especially ones where I bomb) a few months ago. I think we even mentioned it on today's That's the Show with Danny (available now!).

Okay, that's all a lie. I'm really Louis C.K. Do you want a part on the next season of my show? How do we get out of PMing and back to the regular forums?
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Old 05-21-2015, 12:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I feel like this is was the longest Jackie has stayed on the line maybe ever and he spent most of that time joking with Danny!

New head canon: Jackie is still secretly Keith's father, desperate to connect with his son only now Danny found out Jackie's secret identity and is trying to steal him away!

Also, Danny cross dressing and trying to seduce pervy comics is a web series I would watch over and over
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Old 05-21-2015, 03:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Keith is the funniest man in the world. The irony being that, (no matter how simple) the world is too dumb for jokes.

Stay Inside, Keith.

The outside world is a cruel call back to a joke you never liked in the first place
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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So how much jail time would we give Louie if we were the sentencers and it was proven without a shred of doubt that he's done this? Is it life in jail? Is it death? Is it equally as bad as Cosby? I'm mostly asking Chemda. Strictly out of curiosity.
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I say it's a life sentence.

Of watching (A Clockwork Orange-style) men masturbating at you.
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Old 05-21-2015, 05:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Mike the Victim here (not Myq the Victim). Wanted to offer my perspective.

The funny thing about it is that most of my discomfort comes from how I think other people will judge me/us.

I'm a naturally shy person and sometimes struggle in social situations, whereas Jeannette can be super outgoing and, uh, "aggressive." Because I'm quiet and have trouble striking up new conversations, I worry that people look at me like I'm some sad cuckold who is going along with it because I'm a pushover. That's what makes me feel awkward more than anything else, so if I was giving off that vibe, that's why. I don't really know how to say, "Hey guys, I'm totally cool with this!" without that also seeming weird, ya know?

For me, seeing that someone else wants something that I have is exciting. And at the end of the day, I know that she's still going to be mine and that if I'm ever really uncomfortable with something, I can veto it. I'm not going to say I don't feel some jealousy - I'm not 100% robot - but the jealousy I feel is the sexy kind, so it's all good.

And like we talked about on the show, I'm able and encouraged to fuck other people. Jeannette and I just have very different wants, needs and methods when it comes to finding that other person.
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Mike the Victim here (not Myq the Victim). Wanted to offer my perspective.

The funny thing about it is that most of my discomfort comes from how I think other people will judge me/us.

I'm a naturally shy person and sometimes struggle in social situations, whereas Jeannette can be super outgoing and, uh, "aggressive." Because I'm quiet and have trouble striking up new conversations, I worry that people look at me like I'm some sad cuckold who is going along with it because I'm a pushover. That's what makes me feel awkward more than anything else, so if I was giving off that vibe, that's why. I don't really know how to say, "Hey guys, I'm totally cool with this!" without that also seeming weird, ya know?

For me, seeing that someone else wants something that I have is exciting. And at the end of the day, I know that she's still going to be mine and that if I'm ever really uncomfortable with something, I can veto it. I'm not going to say I don't feel some jealousy - I'm not 100% robot - but the jealousy I feel is the sexy kind, so it's all good.

And like we talked about on the show, I'm able and encouraged to fuck other people. Jeannette and I just have very different wants, needs and methods when it comes to finding that other person.

Fuck, I made both Mike/Myqs victims? Now I need to listen.

Edit: Also, you're implying that someone else wants it. I wasn't being chased. :P

More edits: I am legit sorry if I did make others uncomfortable.

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I say it's a life sentence.

Of watching (A Clockwork Orange-style) men masturbating at you.
I was thinking maybe suffocate him with cum. A little death by bukake. Too much?
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