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Old 02-15-2006, 02:19 AM   #21 (permalink)
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They say they got this game at boarding schools called Soggy Biscuit where guys kneel in a circle with a biscuit in the middle and jerk off onto it. The last one to finish has to eat it.

If you're a guy psychology is awesome at college for exactly the reason Chemda said, it's full of chicks.

I could have been awesome at college.
Christ. Talk about a gag reflex. Sick fucks.

Lived in DC for awhile and used to hang out in Georgetown. It seemed like every chick I met was a Psych major (and a complete fucking fruitloop to boot). I dated 3 of them. All named Jennifer. The sole purpose of thier life was to fuck with my head one way or another. I got back to my apartment one day and after a few minutes there was a knock on the door. One of the Jennys was there.

Me: Um, Hi. How do you know where I live?
Her: About a week ago I saw you driving down the street and followed you. Why haven't you called?
Me: Cause I had a feeling some freaky shit like this was gonna happen.

Too many Jenny's have fucked with my head. I remember seeing Forrest Gump (the bit where he met Jenny on the bus) and saying out loud in the theater, "Aw he's fucked now."
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Old 02-15-2006, 04:39 AM   #22 (permalink)
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They say they got this game at boarding schools called Soggy Biscuit where guys kneel in a circle with a biscuit in the middle and jerk off onto it. The last one to finish has to eat it.
It shows that young kids have no concept of what sex or punishment is about, the first to finish should be the one to eat the biscuit for being a premature ejaculator, also as he sits there spooged out he can watch his peers jerking off and they can watch his disgust increase as each load is deposited on the biscuit. Or is that too cruel? ;])
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Old 02-15-2006, 05:33 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:05 AM   #24 (permalink)
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They say they got this game at boarding schools called Soggy Biscuit where guys kneel in a circle with a biscuit in the middle and jerk off onto it. The last one to finish has to eat it.
A pizza is easier to hit than a Biscuit.
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:42 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Never thought I'd say this about KATG but the use of Baby, It's Cold Outside was pure class.

Well done, guys.
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:54 AM   #26 (permalink)
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A pizza is easier to hit than a Biscuit.
AirFerg advocate the Jizz Pizza
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Old 02-15-2006, 09:19 AM   #27 (permalink)
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AirFerg advocate the Jizz Pizza
Yes, I thought Ferg himself would pop up and claim it was his idea.
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Old 02-15-2006, 09:23 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I'd hate to think i've pissed on Ferg's parade, but if I have, that'll teach ya to sleep Ferg!
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Old 02-15-2006, 08:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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If you're a guy psychology is awesome at college for exactly the reason Chemda said, it's full of chicks.
Can't debate that. Over here it's probably a 70/30 split.
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Old 02-17-2006, 07:49 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Ugh. I was a psychology major in college because I actually appreciated it as a science and respected its research methods and what is explained about behavior and causes reactions, social norming, etc. Most of the psych majors at my college were stupid sorority girls who claimed "I'm a psychology major because....I like people?" It was so fucking infuriating. Then I would have to sit through all their bitching and moaning about the fact that we had to take a statistics course. God forbid we take one class on how to actually practice psychology.

Anyway, you can't do shit with an undergrad degree in psychology.

Anyway, I got turned on my seeing Keith as Batman.
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