2194: Ted 2016

[dori]

ARGH KEITH!! How do you steal those 3D glasses? I'm so jealous. Every time I think I'm going to do it I puss out because there's a dude who collects them at the end of the movie.
That being said, I am a girl who carries a purse so this should be easy but alas I can't seem to do it.. Dying at your collection.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Apia

a nice German lady

lolol

Anyone stupid enough to believe in this mythical creature, deserves to get vomited on.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by dori

ARGH KEITH!! How do you steal those 3D glasses? I'm so jealous. Every time I think I'm going to do it I puss out because there's a dude who collects them at the end of the movie.
That being said, I am a girl who carries a purse so this should be easy but alas I can't seem to do it.. Dying at your collection.

You're not stealing them. You paid $20 for them.

Just say you left them at your chair.

They're your glasses.

[Mattman]

In UK, there are usually "anti-voting" candidates in the election, normally standing for the Monster Raving Loony Party. IN 2015 candidates included Howling Laud, Baron Von Thunderclap, Johnny Disco and Nick the Flying Brick. Importantly they had help in drawing up their manifesto from none-other than Secret Squirrel. WEBSITE

[robotparker]

Can I just say? Danny was on fucking fire in this episode. 10/10

[Jack Bastard]

Televangelist Pat Robertson Says God Killed Baby To Stop Next Hitler

Right-wing televangelist Pat Robertson wants grieving parents to know that it's okay if their children die, because God was just taking them before they grew up to be mass murderers.

A woman writing to Robertson on his show "The 700 Club" asked for help comforting a co-worker grieving her 3-year-old's death. Robertson suggested Tuesday that the child's death was all part of God's plan to keep us safe from a future, evil dictator.

"As far as God’s concerned, He knows the end from the beginning and He sees a little baby and that little baby could grow up to be Adolf Hitler, he could grow up to be Joseph Stalin, he could grow up to be some serial killer, or he could grow up to die of a hideous disease," he said.

"God sees all of that, and for that life to be terminated while he’s a baby, he’s going to be with God forever in Heaven, so it isn’t a bad thing," the 85-year-old founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network continued, "So how could God do that? How could a good God let that happen? Well, the good God is going to take that baby to Heaven right now, and that's isn't a bad thing."

[dannyhatch]

Originally Posted by robotparker

Can I just say? Danny was on fucking fire in this episode. 10/10

Yaaaaay thank you!

[dEadERest]

Just started listening, only standing wooden roller coaster? No, sir.

Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk Giant Dipper which I have ridden many times and in the last car you can feel it come off the track.


And there are others.

[Keith]

I meant it's the only running non-working wooden roller coaster.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by Keith

I meant it's the only running non-working wooden roller coaster.

Ah yes.
I like pimping the Dipper, it is a blast. The station is round so you can see everyone. When you leave, that first drop is into pitch black. And you're in Santa Cruz!

I have punched and broken a few things through the years.
When I was young, before 3rd grade, we were at a cabin, parents had left for a errand probably. I was youngest of four. The other 3 locked me out on the deck.
There was no getting down, it was 2 stories up.
Then they left the room so I couldn't see them.
I knock on the glass multi-pane window. And knocked. Kept knocking. Until I broke the pane and cut my hand. Didn't go too well for the others.