2199: Thoughts and Prayers
 

with Reena Calm and Kristen Toomey – Allergies; working for call centers; stealing to teach a lesson; drunk depravity; Jackie Martling calls; baseball player Instagrams during game; the new Spider-Man; Bill Cosby sued by 3 women for defamation; 50 Cent and Rick Ross in court over sex tape; Brian Williams non-apology to Matt Lauer; escaped prisoners update; the Confederate battle flag; CNN’s Don Lemon offensively asks what offends you

Guests:
Kristen Toomey
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Reena Calm
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i don't know, guys. retarded is not a nice word; it is the only thing i can think to describe our response. i mean, feeling victimized is a common privilege of choice here, but i thought it'd take a Christian flavor seeing as how a dude shot up a church. but, it was a black church so who cares i guess.

anyway, we found a way to make this tragedy into an us and them issue. we're gonna wave our flags extra because…i don't know guys. i'm really sorry.

other things people are upset about:
stopped production of the General Lee from Duke's of Hazard merchandise

things people should get over:
slavery

It's about fucking time people stopped giving the Confederate battle flag a pass. I think people should be legally allowed to display them, but we're all legally allowed and morally obligated to view them as racist traitors.

If I drive through Compton flying a KFC flag on my pick-up, I expect tolerance and respect.

I got Sparrow to understand the gravitas of retarded. That's good.

But yes, it is sad that we might one day not be able to buy a General Lee.

Look, just by it now. I'm sure the market will go through the roof!!!

I wonder if Brian Williams was thinking of this song when he was talking to Matt Lower https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLgM5XllQHY

Somebody needs to update Billy Joel's song "We didn't start the Fire".

Someone needs to punch your Mom square in her cunt.

I knew there was a reason we're not friends anymore.

Yes.

The reason is that my quota of lesbian porn-watching basement-dwelling homophobic judgmental Christian bigot friends is full.

I happened to catch Keith doing the sound check on the live stream before this episode. I just want to say that KATG sound quality has never disappointed, in hundreds of episodes. Another podcast I listen to just got picked up by a network with a lot of expensive equipment, and their sound is still such a shitshow that I can't listen with headphones because the highs make my ears bleed.

This is the video of the news report catching a package being sent over a prison wall. My understanding is that it's actually just a guard having his lunch delivered.



And speaking of Allison Williams, she said in an interview that when they shot that ass eating scene she covered her ass with vanilla moisturizer to make it smell like a cake so the guy would be more comfortable. Even with that, they still half-assed it - no pun. He motorboats her, and puts his his nose in her asshole. They couldn't find one ass eater to check their work?