2223: Baby on Board

Michael's Servant · 08-05-2015, 11:00 PM

with Ophira Eisenberg – The dangers of having a baby; Lenny Kravitz’s dick fell out on stage; Chet Haze prefers the name Chet Hanx; Texan brings multiple guns to the 9/11 memorial and a Floridian shoots his 12-year-old daughter while teaching her gun safety; 9-year-old batboy dies after getting hit with a bat; Heinz promotes pornography; TLC producer arrested for child porn; Ben Affleck had sex with his nanny

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My Sweaty Balls · 08-06-2015, 04:43 AM

What did we learn about kids and guns?

Well its better to be shot in the arm than hit in with a baseball bat.

FingerLakes · 08-06-2015, 10:13 AM

Let's talk about pedophilia and dead kids with our pregnant guest!

Sparrow · 08-06-2015, 11:55 AM

i don't care to own guns now, but i grew up with a bunch of rifles in the house; they were for hunting and scaring off the occasional trash can scavenging bear. my Daddy and my Brother both conceal carry. Sarge slept with a loaded .45 under his pillow. no bigs.

thirteen · 08-06-2015, 12:13 PM

Love Ophira.

Keith singing with Chet Haze is the greatest thing ever.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-06-2015, 03:36 PM

Is that a German shepherd, or as you would call it, just a regular shepherd?

Keith · 08-06-2015, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Sarge slept with a loaded .45 under his pillow. no bigs.

I'm keeping an eye on him...

Sparrow · 08-06-2015, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

I'm keeping an eye on him...

he's some kind of cop now. he's probably watching /you/.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-06-2015, 08:34 PM

Isn't it uncomfortable to have a 45 under your pillow.

Sometimes i have trouble sleeping and you know what have under my pillow?

Another pillow.

Sparrow · 08-06-2015, 10:14 PM

he was a mythical paragon of manliness.

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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	i don't care to own guns now, but i grew up with a bunch of rifles in the house; they were for hunting and scaring off the occasional trash can scavenging bear. my Daddy and my Brother both conceal carry. Sarge slept with a loaded .45 under his pillow. no bigs.
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	Love Ophira. Keith singing with Chet Haze is the greatest thing ever. Keith, blu, Scorpion and 4 others like this.
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