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My Sweaty Balls · 08-06-2015, 11:01 PM

That's what I call my second pillow

Eric M · 08-07-2015, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

he was a mythical paragon of manliness.

I see nothing manly about a gun.

Keith · 08-07-2015, 10:55 AM

He wore it like a strap-on is the thing.

Sparrow · 08-07-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Eric M

I see nothing manly about a gun.

you've never seen one tucked up underneath a camel hair town coat.

honestly, it was probably some PTSD.

Eric M · 08-07-2015, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

you've never seen one tucked up underneath a camel hair town coat.

honestly, it was probably some PTSD.

Sounds like he was compensating.

daemon · 08-07-2015, 12:58 PM

I don't have any guns but when I see things like this it makes me think what would I do if this happened to me?

Sparrow · 08-07-2015, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric M

Sounds like he was compensating.

not an oz of him was compensating for anything. he's a refined motherfucker. a legit bad ass; he served gallantly as lead gunner for the Rough Riders in Baghdad. like, direct lineage to Teddy Roosevelt's Rough Riders unit. they have special fun hats. and, goddamn, the man could dress.

say what you will about other people who keep weaponry, but Sarge was the real deal. i'm sure in a past life he was a 19th century British officer in India. his presence reeks of Pomp and Greatness; those, he absolutely did strap on for me.

Keith · 08-07-2015, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by daemon

You have any more exciting video? Jesus... #yawn

daemon · 08-10-2015, 02:28 AM

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