2230: Wedding Daze
 

with Wendi Starling – (Dis)honesty in biopics and Straight Outta Compton; growing up in gang-ridden LA; Suge Knight’s odd comment on Eazy-E’s AIDS; blacked out sex and wedding gang rape; bipolar disorder

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Wendi Starling
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Wow, what a fucking great ep. Highs, lows, laughter and tears.

I couldn't decide if I wanted to hear Wendi on MNIK or WMN. Then I decided I want both.

Considering video games are more complex these days, I want the booklet. I have limited time to play them so I shouldn't have to do research before I am able to cram in 30 minutes of game time. I think it's just another way to cut costs in production but these games aren't your normal Move Left, Move Right, Jump & Attack. It's complex and to be able to get the most out of the game that you made for me to play, give me the booklet so I can play it right.

Straight Outta Compton should have the tag line, "Based on the NWA story". Bits of dialogue being made up is fine because nobody transcribed each conversation as it happened. But if you were at the show that NWA portrayed as having the police storm the stage, that just completely tarnishes your credibility and it sounds like there were plenty of actual events that could have taken its place. But it's Hollyweird I guess, wanting to up the ante.

I have a hard enough time knowing what is real or not in Borat but I know he is a fictional character so who gives a shit. All this movie sounds like it will do is make me question their lyrics;

[Ice Cube ]"When I'm called off, I got a sawed off"
- Do you Cube? Or do you got a board with a nail in it? Let's be honest.

{Eazy-E]"Maybe it's because I kick so much butt. I kick ass - or maybe cause I blast"
- Are you sure you weren't gay? You like talking about butts a lot...

VOTE MYQ KAPLAN!!!
 

You can vote on Facebook but a quick easy way is to vote thru NBC app:

Download the America's Got Talent Official App ? NBC.com

You DL it, takes just a sec, enter email and birthdate, you don't have to sign up for NBC email updates.

Open app. Find Myq's pic, (you can vote 10 times for him!) so just slide the bar up to 10...

DONE!

TEAM KAPLAN FTW!!!

Wendi was lovely! my goodness. more of her, please and thank you.

p.s. Chemda, if i haven't openly expressed the depth of my lady crush on you i've been unconscionably rude. you are a beautiful treasure. a goddess among women: revered by your people; feared by your enemies. you are Reason and Heart, Patron Saint of Goodtime and Warmfeel. i worship at the alter of your Mad Skrillz.

to appease you, here's a black-out-drunk sex story about being sloppy and seventeen:

2002. my friend Ashley and i pulled the "i'm sleeping over at so and so's for the weekend" double switcharoo so that we could drive up after school Friday to a military base in North Carolina to hang out with a couple of marines i met over yahoo chat.

i don't know. i'm a dumb, impetuous critter. Aries.

we meet the two of them at a McDonald's parking lot (safety?) then follow them to one of their friends' off base apartments wherein i was handed a bottle of Hypnotiq. i had never drank before. i remember going into the kitchen with the guy who was supposed to be with Ashley, Greg, his picking me up, sitting me on the counter, and making out with me. i woke up on a pile of dirty laundry in an empty room just before dawn with the guy i went to see, something Ramirez--he was a beautiful slender Puerto Rican. he told me he was a virgin. i don't know if that's true; what a dumb thing to say.

we wake up again later that morning and Greg wants to watch Full Metal Jacket. so we do that. Ashley's still napping and Ramirez heads out, so Greg fingers me for a while on a bare mattress on the floor in the living room. Ashley wakes up, Ramirez comes back from somewhere, and we all start drinking again, more Hypnotiq. i did not enjoy Full Metal Jacket; the fingering has yet to be topped.

i remember waking up Sunday morning naked on the bare mattress next to Ashley. Greg was asleep in what looked like a baby's room, Ramirez, wasn't anywhere. there was a big. fucking. hole. in the dry wall at the end of the hallway.

the story i got was that Greg and i had taken off fucking in the baby's room, pissing off Ashley /and/ Ramirez. he takes off and Ashley was about to strand me in North Carolina except that i started screaming. she runs back, pulls Greg off me, and he throws her into the wall. then i, being confused and black out drunk, start losing my shit and throwing up all over the house. and once on Greg's feet while sitting on the toilet. they get me calmed, settled down, and Ashley watches over me all night. next day, we cleaned up and went home pretty ASAP.

a few months later Greg asked me to come back up to the military ball thing. i convince my mother to drive me because America using a made up back story about how i knew this guy. it was a lot of fun, i got to wear a gown, but when he took me back to where he was staying--somebody's back room that wasn't really a bedroom--he laid me down, lifted up my dress and took polaroids, told me some real fucked up stories about his being discharged and then took me back to my hotel.

my boyfriend was real mad about it later.

I made it to P.S. and had to say this:

Every time you agree with Chemda, Sparrow, she says how smart you are and how much she loves you.

Today your vote is worthless cause you have a crush on me?

For shame.

it was a landslide!

And not like 60/40 landslide.

A tsunami! A regular 9/11!

It was a bad joke. I take it back.

Great episode. The writers from Straight Outta Compton could not have scripted it better!

9 truths cut from Straight Outta Compton

9 Truths Cut From Straight Outta Compton, the N.W.A Movie | L.A. Weekly

You just saying that cause your related to Ol' Dirty Bastard?