225: Let's Make a Deal

TimJacobs · 02-23-2006, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by spooky

id love to hear some letters you wrote girls, deuce.

You should listen to the show more!

Vinny · 02-23-2006, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by deuce

Don't worry, dude, chicks don't get too weirded out when you write them mounds of poetry after knowing them for about 30 minutes...

thats just a lie and wrong, only the girls with obsessive personalities will not get freaked out by it

also if she does like it, it will set the bar for what she will expect in the future which seems like tooooooo much work to me, I only use poetry once a year - valentines, and even then its completely ripped off, but the point is she thinks its really sweet and caring because i don't do anything like that for the rest of the year

aptmunich · 02-23-2006, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by deuce

Well, ask Amber to read 'em to you already...

Woah, let's get it on already!
(In a completely non-gay way)

deuce · 02-23-2006, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinny

thats just a lie and wrong, only the girls with obsessive personalities will not get freaked out by it

I understand this. It was said sarcastically. Normal girls will get very freaked out about it, (and for good reason!!!). Its just not normal, and it is weird.

Ladies out there, am i wrong?

but you make a good point which is even scarier Vincent, and that is if she does like it, she probably is obsessive and crazy, so good luck with that Victor.

Vinny · 02-23-2006, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by deuce

but you make a good point which is even scarier Vincent, and that is if she does like it, she probably is obsessive and crazy, so good luck with that Victor.

yeah and it comes from experience, waste of 8 months of my life

Luis · 02-23-2006, 06:51 AM

Somehow Victor Varnado is much funnier than Keith.

varnado · 02-23-2006, 07:43 AM

Thank you for all the advice on the song. I also think it was too soon but wanted to do something on valentines day and then just went for it.

She turned out to be a normal girl who was a little freaked out by t but luckily I was able to use humor to trick her into thinking that it ws no big deal and everything is okay.

My plan is to build on this false sense of security and trust until she allows me into her life and we have kids together.

One day, when we are on the bullet train in Japan, I will go up to the observation deck with her and our new baby. She'll lean lin close and say, "I've never felt safer than when I am with you." Then, as a joke, I'll throw our baby out the train's window. This last part is far fetched, but shortly after that I would like to turn into a giant spider and wrap her up in a cocoon.

But hey... that's love.

Kelly: Did you make the monkey pancakes graphic? That's awesome!

Deuce: In answer to your question, Yes, I was born with a sack and I would gladly beat your ass while your daddy watches from the corner.

Vinny · 02-23-2006, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by varnado

turned out to be a normal girl

hate to tell you but no such thing

deuce · 02-23-2006, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by varnado

Deuce: In answer to your question, Yes, I was born with a sack and I would gladly beat your ass while your daddy watches from the corner.

ah ha ha ha ha ha!

finally something funny...

ok, calm down there, powder, go write a love song about it

BTW Luis, do you smoke crack?

soneil · 02-23-2006, 09:37 AM

"No...my people have suffered. I don't think any of this is funny."

Oh, really...?

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varnado Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 79	Thank you for all the advice on the song. I also think it was too soon but wanted to do something on valentines day and then just went for it. She turned out to be a normal girl who was a little freaked out by t but luckily I was able to use humor to trick her into thinking that it ws no big deal and everything is okay. My plan is to build on this false sense of security and trust until she allows me into her life and we have kids together. One day, when we are on the bullet train in Japan, I will go up to the observation deck with her and our new baby. She'll lean lin close and say, "I've never felt safer than when I am with you." Then, as a joke, I'll throw our baby out the train's window. This last part is far fetched, but shortly after that I would like to turn into a giant spider and wrap her up in a cocoon. But hey... that's love. Kelly: Did you make the monkey pancakes graphic? That's awesome! Deuce: In answer to your question, Yes, I was born with a sack and I would gladly beat your ass while your daddy watches from the corner. Last edited by varnado; 02-23-2006 at 07:53 AM.
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