228: Crime and Punishment

bullymike · 03-01-2006, 07:19 PM

right? this was in jester, austindude, you probably know where i'm talking about. man the first floor was such a sweet gig. i'd breeze on by all the turds waiting for the elevator, take a right turn, walk ten feet, and i'd be home. the only perk i had living in that prison. now that i think about it, jester would make such a great Shining-type movie setting.

teerts · 03-02-2006, 08:51 AM

Keith, I take issue with your claim about your championship of the universe.
I currently hold that title for repeatedly beating both of my roommates
at MarioKart64.

Good day, sir.

Foosball? :P <sounds like MMMMMM>

//i suck at foosball.

teerts · 03-02-2006, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluffy

Best homeless moneybegging sign:

NEED MONEY FOR NEW BRITTANY SPEARS CD

Crazy looking guy, beard, weird eyes, looks like a psycho in an 80's movie, who's not the killer, but everyone else in the movie thinks he is.

That's awesome.
I used to talk to this guy and smoke cigarettes with him when he still
lived in new york:
(see attached pic)

I think he left town for baltimore.

devilishone · 03-02-2006, 09:09 AM

LOL best bum card ever!!

Keith · 03-02-2006, 09:48 AM

Real bums are too hungry to be funny.

austindude · 03-02-2006, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullymike

this was in jester, austindude, you probably know where i'm talking about. man the first floor was such a sweet gig.

Yeah, I stayed in Jester for about a month during the summer. That place WAS like a prison. Dobie wasn't that much better. I forced myself to live off campus after that year.

teerts · 03-02-2006, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Real bums are too hungry to be funny.

I like that chris rock song. Well, not the song, but the words are
funny.

Oblivion · 03-03-2006, 08:53 AM

This cut boy don't need no lotion. If anyone NEEDs lotion - LIGHTEN UP THAT FUCKIN' GRIP AND/OR SLOW DOWN!

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teerts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 290	Keith, I take issue with your claim about your championship of the universe. I currently hold that title for repeatedly beating both of my roommates at MarioKart64. Good day, sir. Foosball? :P <sounds like MMMMMM> //i suck at foosball.
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