2281: Bottoming Out

Scumhook · 12-01-2015, 03:35 PM

Oh and @Keith and @TheGirl - @Danny totally stuck 90 secs of self-publicity about some album or podcast or mountain sheep or something at the end of the podcast and asked us not to tell you.

Keith · 12-01-2015, 03:49 PM

THE FUCK?!

Scumhook · 12-01-2015, 03:52 PM

inorite???

sneaky little cunt

dannyhatch · 12-01-2015, 06:28 PM

I have no idea what he's talking about

bw81 · 12-01-2015, 06:50 PM

The only reason I'd want Trump to win is to take some of the attention away from our retarded last Prime Minister, Tony Abbott.

But in all seriousness, the fact that he is actually a contender really worries me.

Matteo was awesome as always. I second the motion for his mandatory presence at the marathon. \w/

FingerLakes · 12-04-2015, 01:42 PM

the most annoying things about closeted dudes are
1) on fuck apps they are the ones who the most demanding. Their profile will be completely blank and they'll hit you up demanding all sorts of shit (pics of various body parts, sent to specific secret emails, locations of this or that) and immediately insult when you refuse. After drooling all over you you're now "a pussy" "a faggot" "ugly" or "too fat" to get anyone.

2) The exact opposite. Married dudes, who have no plans to leave their wives, get suuuper dependent and needy and clingy. When you make it clear from the get that you're just here to fuck, they'll still try to get you into a relationship. I was fucking hassid, well, he was topping me and the second time we got together I told him I wanted to fuck him. He told me "well if you were my Booooyfriend you could fuck me." Ugh. such a bummer

Sparrow · 12-04-2015, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by FingerLakes

He told me "well if you were my Booooyfriend you could fuck me." Ugh. such a bummer

woah. leveraging your butthole for relationship advancement is chick territory. you tell that guy to stop appropriating our moves. #oppression

FingerLakes · 12-05-2015, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

woah. leveraging your butthole for relationship advancement is chick territory. you tell that guy to stop appropriating our moves. #oppression

Exactly! For a 50-somthing year old with 3 kids he was like a 20-something year old, insecure girl. Tryna tie me down with the pussy

iheartnihilism · 12-10-2015, 05:22 PM

Catching up on shows, I might be too late but I've only been to two weddings, one for friends one for outer circle friends and on both, as a couple we gave $200 cash. $100 per head = food (even buffet) plus open bar. Planning my own wedding now, open bar is how they getcha. Fuck this wedding shit is expensive.

Also I adore Matteo.

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12-01-2015, 03:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Oh and @Keith and @TheGirl - @Danny totally stuck 90 secs of self-publicity about some album or podcast or mountain sheep or something at the end of the podcast and asked us not to tell you. dannyhatch likes this.
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12-01-2015, 03:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,542	THE FUCK?! The Girl and dannyhatch like this.
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12-01-2015, 03:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
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12-01-2015, 06:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
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12-01-2015, 06:50 PM	#15 (permalink)
bw81 Administrator Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 567	The only reason I'd want Trump to win is to take some of the attention away from our retarded last Prime Minister, Tony Abbott. But in all seriousness, the fact that he is actually a contender really worries me. Matteo was awesome as always. I second the motion for his mandatory presence at the marathon. \w/
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12-04-2015, 01:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	closeted dudes the most annoying things about closeted dudes are 1) on fuck apps they are the ones who the most demanding. Their profile will be completely blank and they'll hit you up demanding all sorts of shit (pics of various body parts, sent to specific secret emails, locations of this or that) and immediately insult when you refuse. After drooling all over you you're now "a pussy" "a faggot" "ugly" or "too fat" to get anyone. 2) The exact opposite. Married dudes, who have no plans to leave their wives, get suuuper dependent and needy and clingy. When you make it clear from the get that you're just here to fuck, they'll still try to get you into a relationship. I was fucking hassid, well, he was topping me and the second time we got together I told him I wanted to fuck him. He told me "well if you were my Booooyfriend you could fuck me." Ugh. such a bummer __________________ -------------------------------------------------
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12-10-2015, 05:22 PM	#19 (permalink)
iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	Catching up on shows, I might be too late but I've only been to two weddings, one for friends one for outer circle friends and on both, as a couple we gave $200 cash. $100 per head = food (even buffet) plus open bar. Planning my own wedding now, open bar is how they getcha. Fuck this wedding shit is expensive. Also I adore Matteo.
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