235: Rhythm Nation

spoochie · 03-10-2006, 04:10 AM

Sorry, I couldn't finish this episode and I blame SEASONALE.

Arseny · 03-10-2006, 06:51 AM

Great show! I think I'm gonna try the lyric fingering stuff on my girlfriend, just to see how she reacts. That's gonna be fucking awesome to see her getting mad at me while I have my fingers in her pussy, haha! Maybe it's even gonna make me horny, I'll see

ozdog · 03-10-2006, 09:20 AM

Great show, plenty of laughs and discussion points. I have to agree with Keith and Patrice, if your old enough to go places on your own, your old enough to know. Chemda sounds like my wife, every thing she argues she is totally right about and there is zero discussion about it, or no way she'll jump to my side. Life is hard keith, i feel for ya.

Also, Please join the NCAA Basketball Tourney pick'em on yahoo. If i get at least 10 teams the winner will get a T shirt. To sign up please look at the NCAA Tournament Post on the Forums.

MichaelG · 03-10-2006, 09:43 AM

Buy Rechargeable battereies. They cost more, but pay for them self over time.

Plus two in the vib, and two in the charger. (Chemda should buy the one that charges more then 2 pairs)

Does the butt plug require batteries?

rubbintheboywanker · 03-10-2006, 10:49 AM

if you really love music / sex try the Audi-Oh.
http://www.audi-oh.com - the world's first audio responsive stimulator. I'll try to send one to Keith and Chemda so they can use it on the show.

fabian · 03-10-2006, 10:54 AM

omg, I think I need to get a miracle ear after today's show

P.S. I used a Brita to filter my vodka last night. I recommend passing two loads of water after using it for that (even though it's far insuperior to the Gray Kangaroo, of course).

MichaelG · 03-10-2006, 10:54 AM

Mommy Cast for adults with no kids:

Keith and Patrice - 10 POINTS
Chemda - 0 points

Donuts are 85 cents around here.

devilishone · 03-10-2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fabian

omg, I think I need to get a miracle ear after today's show

P.S. I used a Brita to filter my vodka last night. I recommend passing two loads of water after using it for that (even though it's far insuperior to the Gray Kangaroo, of course).

The word you are looking for is inferior.

cubbybear · 03-10-2006, 12:03 PM

Chemda was a wildchild

. Patrice and Keith's kid would never see the light of day , but be safe. When the kid finally climbs out of it's protected shell at age 18, It would make Victor look tanned.
Another great show KATG! Waiting for the Turtles!

phooey · 03-10-2006, 01:18 PM

Ok, so for many years, I bought regular condoms.. then about 6 years ago a girlfriend said.. "you know, you really should get the large condoms, these regular ones are too small" so, I bought the Trojan Large..

and they worked jsut fine.. they are snug but not constricting you know?? Let me tell you, from that point on, buying condoms wasn't as.. uh... embarassing.. it was fun, Most of the time, the girl behind the counter won't even look up... and then there are these

and once in awhile the green box condoms are gone, so I have to pick these up... but dammit.. ever since I bought those and some ky lube and a guy a the counter smiled at me as if... "so you have a black boyfriend?" I just try to plan a head with the green box condoms.

Chemda, maybe the guy was like... "so you like black guys huh???"

03-10-2006, 04:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
spoochie Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 20	Sorry, I couldn't finish this episode and I blame SEASONALE. Last edited by spoochie; 03-10-2006 at 05:34 AM.
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03-10-2006, 06:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
Arseny Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 4	Great show! I think I'm gonna try the lyric fingering stuff on my girlfriend, just to see how she reacts. That's gonna be fucking awesome to see her getting mad at me while I have my fingers in her pussy, haha! Maybe it's even gonna make me horny, I'll see
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03-10-2006, 09:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
ozdog Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ft. Bragg, NC: All OK Jumpmaster Posts: 453	Great show, plenty of laughs and discussion points. I have to agree with Keith and Patrice, if your old enough to go places on your own, your old enough to know. Chemda sounds like my wife, every thing she argues she is totally right about and there is zero discussion about it, or no way she'll jump to my side. Life is hard keith, i feel for ya. Also, Please join the NCAA Basketball Tourney pick'em on yahoo. If i get at least 10 teams the winner will get a T shirt. To sign up please look at the NCAA Tournament Post on the Forums. __________________ "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend it to the death, for your right to say it." http://www.myspace.com/sfcoz
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03-10-2006, 09:43 AM	#14 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Buy Rechargeable battereies. They cost more, but pay for them self over time. Plus two in the vib, and two in the charger. (Chemda should buy the one that charges more then 2 pairs) Does the butt plug require batteries?
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03-10-2006, 10:49 AM	#15 (permalink)
rubbintheboywanker Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 156	Ibuzz has nothing over the Audi-Oh! if you really love music / sex try the Audi-Oh. http://www.audi-oh.com - the world's first audio responsive stimulator. I'll try to send one to Keith and Chemda so they can use it on the show.
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03-10-2006, 10:54 AM	#16 (permalink)
fabian Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3	omg, I think I need to get a miracle ear after today's show P.S. I used a Brita to filter my vodka last night. I recommend passing two loads of water after using it for that (even though it's far insuperior to the Gray Kangaroo, of course).
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03-10-2006, 10:54 AM	#17 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Mommy Cast for adults with no kids: Keith and Patrice - 10 POINTS Chemda - 0 points Donuts are 85 cents around here. Last edited by MichaelG; 03-10-2006 at 11:11 AM.
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03-10-2006, 12:03 PM	#19 (permalink)
cubbybear Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the middle of the Pacific Posts: 497	Chemda was a wildchild. Patrice and Keith's kid would never see the light of day , but be safe. When the kid finally climbs out of it's protected shell at age 18, It would make Victor look tanned. Another great show KATG! Waiting for the Turtles!
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03-10-2006, 01:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
phooey Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arizona Posts: 807	fat dick Ok, so for many years, I bought regular condoms.. then about 6 years ago a girlfriend said.. "you know, you really should get the large condoms, these regular ones are too small" so, I bought the Trojan Large.. and they worked jsut fine.. they are snug but not constricting you know?? Let me tell you, from that point on, buying condoms wasn't as.. uh... embarassing.. it was fun, Most of the time, the girl behind the counter won't even look up... and then there are these and once in awhile the green box condoms are gone, so I have to pick these up... but dammit.. ever since I bought those and some ky lube and a guy a the counter smiled at me as if... "so you have a black boyfriend?" I just try to plan a head with the green box condoms. Chemda, maybe the guy was like... "so you like black guys huh???"
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