2353: Home Improvement

[dannyhatch]

with Carrie Gravenson – Keith’s home organizer; Batman v Superman review; the media’s political tricks and the latest on the campaign trail; Garry Shandling died; Pat Dixon and Mandy Stadtmiller attack Keith on twitter; the Pink Collar Comedy Tour

Guest:
Carrie Gravenson



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[Sparrow]

i had a baller moved pulled on me at a dinner party last week. lady of the house had just our Christmas card prominently on the freezer. i could tell it was a conscious choice and we exchanged respectful daps.

[flerchin]

I'm a KaTG VIP member. I know value when I see it. I'll organize my own house, thanks.

[zappbrannigan]

What's with this sudden obsession with Adderall? Is this the new "Molly" or some shit? It gives referenced on almost every episode, even in spinoffs.

[Keith]

Stop being lame, bro.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by zappbrannigan

What's with this sudden obsession with Adderall?

it's familiar. the millennial generation has been eating ADHD meds like candy for over 20 years. you probably know someone with a prescription and they get a lot more than they need.

it's economical. i can be at my absolute focused best for 12+ hours on $2.50. your tolerance builds pretty quickly, but the bang for the buck is amazing. i personally try to consider it a tool (b/c i LOVE speed too much). there are events where setting up for 10 hours strips the shine off my hosting--not on Adderall. #Sparkle

it works. holy shit bag. the brilliance that spills from my asshole on Adderall; all my neurons firing in the right direction. solutions just bubble up with ease. i am unfussed and unflappable.

it replaced cocaine professionally; i imagine the SNL cast is on it. but, at the end of the day it /is/ an amphetamine. creatives love speed and pissing excellence.

[AstoriaGirl]

This shit with Pat Dixon and his wife is actually pretty terrifying to me. Part of me is always entertained to hear the next installment in their crazy, and part of me worries about what steps they'll take next.

[GreeningOA]

My wife takes pictures on her phone of all the kids artwork that comes home from school/camp. Sometimes she hangs it for a short time but it all goes in the garbage sooner or later.

-scott

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by AstoriaGirl

This shit with Pat Dixon and his wife is actually pretty terrifying to me. Part of me is always entertained to hear the next installment in their crazy, and part of me worries about what steps they'll take next.

[AstoriaGirl]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

That's terrifying. As someone who had to estrange from her parents, bringing my parents into the dispute would be a hard line for me.

Also, every time I hear Pat talk, I feel an unbelievable amount of manic energy pouring off of him. The two of them combined make me need a nap.