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03-10-2016, 11:00 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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2342: Fuck Everyone 2016
with Ted Alexandro and Sharron Paul – Donald Trump lies about his failed products; Puerto Rico doesn’t accept America’s gay marriage legalization; The Muslims Are Coming! posters allowed on NYC’s subways; pro-gun mom’s son shoots mom; a listener complains about KATG’s far-left politics; O.J. Simpson unfazed by found buried knife; Jared Fogle wants you to know he’s not fat; Ted’s romantic relationship; dad tattoos his head in support of his daughter; J.J. Abrams says Luke Skywalker is homosexual
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03-11-2016, 08:41 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I never wore a retainer, but allow me to nerd out for a moment. We only have clues to Luke's sexuality. The first in this scene directly after escaping the first Death Star in Episode IV:
Princess Leia Organa: Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody. [she stalks out] Luke Skywalker: [calling after her] I care. [to Han] Luke Skywalker: So, what do you think of her, Han? Han Solo: I'm tryin' not to, kid. Luke Skywalker: Good. Han Solo: [baiting him] Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me... Luke Skywalker: [quickly] No Then we have the infamous kiss before the Battle of Hoth in Episode V: Finally, we have yoda's admonition against romantic entanglement in episode II (for which I can't find a good citation to link, you'll have to trust me) This all strongly insinuates that Luke is into incest porn like half your audience, but ended up becoming a celibate religious fanatic. /nerdslerp |
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03-12-2016, 06:56 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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does it bother anyone else that the androids not only have gender but can also feel pain?
like what fucking sadist programmed a robot and was like, "you know what...you need to be able to scream in pain." |
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