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View Poll Results: Is Luke Skywalker a homosexual?
Yes, I choose him to be. 19 44.19%
No. 24 55.81%
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Old 03-10-2016, 11:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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with Ted Alexandro and Sharron Paul – Donald Trump lies about his failed products; Puerto Rico doesn’t accept America’s gay marriage legalization; The Muslims Are Coming! posters allowed on NYC’s subways; pro-gun mom’s son shoots mom; a listener complains about KATG’s far-left politics; O.J. Simpson unfazed by found buried knife; Jared Fogle wants you to know he’s not fat; Ted’s romantic relationship; dad tattoos his head in support of his daughter; J.J. Abrams says Luke Skywalker is homosexual

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Once again, I agree with Chemda... but you know me, I'm goofy.
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I respond to you, so I guess I agree with her also.
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And don't you feel better?
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I never wore a retainer, but allow me to nerd out for a moment. We only have clues to Luke's sexuality. The first in this scene directly after escaping the first Death Star in Episode IV:

Princess Leia Organa: Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.
[she stalks out]
Luke Skywalker: [calling after her] I care.
[to Han]
Luke Skywalker: So, what do you think of her, Han?
Han Solo: I'm tryin' not to, kid.
Luke Skywalker: Good.
Han Solo: [baiting him] Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me...
Luke Skywalker: [quickly] No

Then we have the infamous kiss before the Battle of Hoth in Episode V:


Finally, we have yoda's admonition against romantic entanglement in episode II (for which I can't find a good citation to link, you'll have to trust me)


This all strongly insinuates that Luke is into incest porn like half your audience, but ended up becoming a celibate religious fanatic.


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He's bi. Now everybody wins.
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Old 03-12-2016, 12:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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This is like Luke's first line (or close to it)

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He has the sexuality of a six year old because Star Wars is for six years olds.
Gay six year olds?
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Who cares about Luke?
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does it bother anyone else that the androids not only have gender but can also feel pain?
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what fucking sadist programmed a robot and was like, "you know what...you need to be able to scream in pain."
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