2388: What Are You?
 

with Joel Kim Booster – Subway performers and unsolicited stand-up; Joel learns he’s gay before learning he’s Asian; Joel’s broken heart; Game of Thrones; Wendell Pierce fights Bernie supporters; getting out of jury duty; Joel seduced in airport bathroom; Ozzy Osbourne’s mistress’s doppelgänger; Floyd Mayweather’s $1,000 haircuts; Bill Cosby’s lawsuit insurance; Woody Allen, his perverted movies, his sexual allegations, and the Cannes Film Festival; Barack Obama vs. Donald Trump

Guest:
Joel Kim Booster
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a little clown white goes a long way...
 

streeet performers are how i ended up in europe shitting in plastic bags! and keiths right about the hat thing! the money is broken up by the most confident performer (the one with the most face tatttoos and the LEAST anger). NOTE these guys fuck like PORNSTARS but they're homeless so they will be SO greatful for a shower first. and getting loans back from them is 50 50. but seriously. like dirty, tooth-losin, PORNSTARS! bam BAM BAM BAM!

Yeah, and the guest was great too! Joel's hilarious and relatable and SO quick witted. love him, love his fb. can't wait to hear more of him. i'll be listening to this one over and over. cheers!


ps. chemda and keith, you'll be glad to know i believe clowns (THAT AREN'T ON TOOOO MANY DRUGS) fuck like champs soooo ; )

damn! i forgot to say clownhole!

Damn, what a great guest. Nominated!

Also, is it just me, or does Joel sound like a gayer Danny?

Also, I think Woody Allen keeps making these unrealistic age differences over and over again, because he desperately wants the public to think that what he did was ok.

"Goddammit, eeeeuuuueeeeehhhwhat do I gotta do, eeeuuueeeehhh hire a 15 year old?!"

I'm with Chemda. I think People want to relate and to feel connected to others when they guess. Also they want to show off that they know cultural things about another culture that isn't their own. I surely do it when I hang out with non-religious jews and I tell them about the holidays they don't celebrate. I wanna show off. I wanna show that I'm not like the other idiots who don't know what a [insert culture] even is.

Also last time I cried in public, not in a movie theater, was my first time having an edible. I was crying because my friend wouldn't believe me that the random patch of grass across from us was a cemetery.

Great episode! One of my favorites and I've been listening since episode 404!

Ugh. Joel is fucking ADORABLE. I love him.

Last time I cried in public was when my puppy broke his leg and the vet, after we waited for an hour while they took X-rays, said "okay give us a call in 6 hours to see if you can pick him up". I started bawling in the parking lot cause I had no idea we were going to have to leave him there.

Someone cutting my hair asked me what I thought she was. That's an even worse game show. I happened to know she was Korean, but even then, saying it was scary. I tried to explain how weird a question that was, but she insisted that there are only three choices.

Joel was great