239: What's the Deal With

Keith · 03-16-2006, 02:01 AM

"The day after that I bought a butt plug."

Goatboy · 03-16-2006, 04:17 AM

Good luck with your knees. I've been in post-op pain since 2001. Every time a doctor looks, everything "seems fine."

Keith · 03-16-2006, 04:23 AM

And that's also the one day, somehow, it doesn't hurt.

devilishone · 03-16-2006, 05:03 AM

Not listened to the show yet but I have 2 fucked knees, just tore up my good knee on Sunday, the bad knee i ruptured the ACL over 5 years ago. I have massive leg muscles so no operations would help, all I'm left with is chronic mildish pain. But now i've torn something in my other knee, so that's fun....

serial_x · 03-16-2006, 05:35 AM

Balls stand up was very funny... not the content but the saliva noises. Although it was Wednesday, maybe he was getting his dick sucked.

devilishone · 03-16-2006, 05:57 AM

Or he was doing the dick sucking....

devilishone · 03-16-2006, 06:12 AM

Listening... Chemda on caffeine and sugar = hyper funny ;])

9.99 - 9.95 is not 5c ;])

Blood out of the eyes is probably ebola..

Sweet in toothpaste is Saccharin.

Sounds like you had cartelidge problems with your knee. Oh and remember, the idea is to make as many products as possible to do as many things as possible so people buy more shit instead of just 1 product to do everything ;])

BTW and I know I should google this, but what's bengay? OK I googled it, it's methyl salicilate, which if i'm not wrong is a modified form of aspirin...

conradsmiley · 03-16-2006, 08:32 AM

Chemda, don't get so jacked up on caffeine anymore, It's fucking annoying. I hated girls in high school for less annoying shit.

teerts · 03-16-2006, 09:10 AM

On the same site: http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/
Did you notice the Chemo Friends dolls?
it's just a bald doll!

Nick Postagulous · 03-16-2006, 09:46 AM

How does a medicine work for X hours?

Here in Huntsville, we're one of the big hubs for time release agents. I don't remember the name of the company (as we don't have to keep documents on them here in the office) but they have a bird in their logo. I former co-worker worked with them for a while and said that the time release agent is a white powder, and it's worth about 4x the street value of cocaine. These are used in prescription drugs to slow the body's absorption of them, for orally administered stuff. However, a good glass of grapefruit juice can screw that all up.

As for topical stuff, I couldn't tell you. A similar but cheaper thing obviously. Hell, we have microencapsulated dyes for candy so it doesn't turn your tongue green, so this high tech stuff can get pretty cheap.

I think Balls was just hoping that we'd use his smacking noises for A-B porn.

I'd love if the DJ made a quick mix with us standup losers clips. And Balls' smacking, of course. Heck, it could be done as the percussion.

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devilishone Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, Ontario, Canada. Formerly Paisley, Scotland Posts: 606	Not listened to the show yet but I have 2 fucked knees, just tore up my good knee on Sunday, the bad knee i ruptured the ACL over 5 years ago. I have massive leg muscles so no operations would help, all I'm left with is chronic mildish pain. But now i've torn something in my other knee, so that's fun....
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devilishone Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London, Ontario, Canada. Formerly Paisley, Scotland Posts: 606	Listening... Chemda on caffeine and sugar = hyper funny ;]) 9.99 - 9.95 is not 5c ;]) Blood out of the eyes is probably ebola.. Sweet in toothpaste is Saccharin. Sounds like you had cartelidge problems with your knee. Oh and remember, the idea is to make as many products as possible to do as many things as possible so people buy more shit instead of just 1 product to do everything ;]) BTW and I know I should google this, but what's bengay? OK I googled it, it's methyl salicilate, which if i'm not wrong is a modified form of aspirin...
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03-16-2006, 08:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
conradsmiley Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 90	Chemda, don't get so jacked up on caffeine anymore, It's fucking annoying. I hated girls in high school for less annoying shit.
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03-16-2006, 09:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
Nick Postagulous Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Wadison, Oklabama Posts: 524	How does a medicine work for X hours? Here in Huntsville, we're one of the big hubs for time release agents. I don't remember the name of the company (as we don't have to keep documents on them here in the office) but they have a bird in their logo. I former co-worker worked with them for a while and said that the time release agent is a white powder, and it's worth about 4x the street value of cocaine. These are used in prescription drugs to slow the body's absorption of them, for orally administered stuff. However, a good glass of grapefruit juice can screw that all up. As for topical stuff, I couldn't tell you. A similar but cheaper thing obviously. Hell, we have microencapsulated dyes for candy so it doesn't turn your tongue green, so this high tech stuff can get pretty cheap. I think Balls was just hoping that we'd use his smacking noises for A-B porn. I'd love if the DJ made a quick mix with us standup losers clips. And Balls' smacking, of course. Heck, it could be done as the percussion.
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