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Michael's Servant 06-08-2016 11:00 PM

2404: I Have a Gun
 
with Carmen Lynch and Mike Yard – Witnessing fistfights; Hillary Clinton, presidential nominee; Axl Rose tries to take down fat Internet picture; Bobby Brown had sex with a ghost; Floyd Mayweather buys $7.7 million mansion with cash; fake million dollar school donation; drinking urine for extra credit; the text proof against Johnny Depp; man demands back half the money he spent on his ex; 6-year-old calls 911 because his dad drove through a stop sign; how to end street harassment; KATG sex polls

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Carmen Lynch
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Mike Yard
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invader 06-09-2016 01:49 PM

Bobby Brown was likely experiencing sleep paralysis. It's very common to have hallucinations during bouts of sleep paralysis and its not unusual for those hallucinations to be sexual. It's hypothesized that throughout history men and women suffering from sleep paralysis along with accompanying sexual hallucinations is what gave birth to the idea of Succubus and Incubus demons. So he isn't completely insane.

Keith 06-09-2016 01:53 PM

All of that is insane.

Eric M 06-09-2016 09:34 PM

The shit of bats.

The Girl 06-09-2016 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric M (Post 853315)
The shit of bats.



Ha!

OnmyojiOmn 06-09-2016 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 853314)
All of that is insane.

I get sleep paralysis any time I crash after being awake too long. It's a real thing. I get restless leg syndrome too, so maybe I'm just fucking with you.

Keith 06-10-2016 12:31 AM

Did a ghost ever fuck you?

OnmyojiOmn 06-10-2016 03:07 AM

One time the ghost of my cat visited me but we didn't fuck. Every other time has just been irrational terror.

Lie in your bed and open your eyes. That's what sleep paralysis feels like. It doesn't feel like a dream. If a person was having sex with me and I believed in ghosts, I really might believe it was a ghost.

thirteen 06-10-2016 11:19 PM

Sleep paralysis is very real and not uncommon. Not everyone fucks ghosts when they have sleep paralysis, but some do. It feels like there are demons in the room. When you wake up, your mind is awake before your body is. You have to calm down, drift back to sleep, and hope you finally wake up (otherwise it's like a sleep paralysis session within another sleep paralysis session). There's a scientific explanation for it all.

No one sane will admit the sex with ghosts part. So yes, Bobby Brown is insane.

Jmsmittyroad 06-11-2016 03:45 PM

Take Ambien, it will rub all that shit out. Even if I am roofie-ing my self for ghosts, I don't remember in the morning.


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