2420: Talent Show

[MichaelApproved]

Originally Posted by Mattman

11 Things a Guy Who Has Never Seen a Beauty Pageant Thinks

Skip to point 6 and 7. More about pageants rather than Miss USA specifically. All the best articles are in Cosmo!

My talent is helping the lazy

6. There’s a talent show. Maybe talent show isn’t the right phrase — it reminds me of a grade-school talent show. But the remaining contestants come on stage and show off their talents. Their talents are always dumb (see No. 7). If they weren’t, these women would be doing something else. Maybe they should change the talent portion to “thing I can do that is slightly above average.”

7. Someone spins plates. Someone always spins plates. You will also see one contestant from the South bust out a lasso. Everyone else sings. If you can spin plates while singing, you’ve pretty much won already.

[Mattman]

Originally Posted by MichaelApproved

My talent is helping the lazy

You are truly talented. Did you ever think of competing for Mr America ?

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by MichaelApproved

It's rare that someone is talented right out of the womb.

Even beauty pageant contestants are probably 12 months old before they can walk (or roll)