2447: Just Keep Swimming

My Sweaty Balls · 08-12-2016, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Apia can't speak for everyone, but she is a great swimmer.

She just wants to be your water park buddy. You should let her know next time you are planning to go.

(giver her some warning, she'll need to organise a baby sitter, international flights etc)

My Sweaty Balls · 08-12-2016, 04:58 PM

Chemda was kind of right about a chain breaking going up a hill. (not the part about rolling backward)

I broke a chain on a climb. I was standing climbing, and the chain broke, obviously with my entire body eight on one pedal. I went arse over tit.

I remember tucking my head in so I'd land on my shoulder and not break my neck. I don't remember how I mashed my balls.

Any time you go over the handlebars is a bad day.

FingerLakes · 08-12-2016, 07:24 PM

As a guy into bullies and those who look like bullies I gotta say Jason is lying to himself pretty hard. He looks like he plays acoustic guitar on the field on a college campus, while barefoot.

Sparrow · 08-13-2016, 09:11 AM

does he currently own a hacky sack?

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08-12-2016, 04:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
My Sweaty Balls Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 537	Chemda was kind of right about a chain breaking going up a hill. (not the part about rolling backward) I broke a chain on a climb. I was standing climbing, and the chain broke, obviously with my entire body eight on one pedal. I went arse over tit. I remember tucking my head in so I'd land on my shoulder and not break my neck. I don't remember how I mashed my balls. Any time you go over the handlebars is a bad day. Last edited by My Sweaty Balls; 08-12-2016 at 05:49 PM.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	As a guy into bullies and those who look like bullies I gotta say Jason is lying to himself pretty hard. He looks like he plays acoustic guitar on the field on a college campus, while barefoot. Keith and Apia like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	does he currently own a hacky sack?
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