2453: Life in the Fast Lane

Michael's Servant · 08-18-2016, 11:00 PM

with Matteo Lane – Manhattan’s Upper East Side; TV censorship; the state of the gay community; Bindi Irwin, Liza Minelli, Dina Lohan, Ina Garten, and Paula Deen; Olympic runners; man stabs couple and eats a victim’s face

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Matteo Lane

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therewillbesnacks · 08-19-2016, 07:31 AM

Goddammit, I was cracking up throughout this whole show. Such a funny dude. I had to stop the episode when he started doing that fucking Liza Minnelli impression. My brain was blocking out everything he was saying and just focused on not dying.

It's funny to hear Matteo echoing the same exact sentiment that Frank Liotti was just a few weeks ago about the gay community's obsession with sassy female comedians, while ignoring the male gay comics. I wonder what it is? As a gay guy, I love when you guys have gay comics on the show. They're hilarious, but also it's someone to relate to (despite the fact that there are plenty of aspects of the gay community that I don't relate to at all).

Ryan Lochte is hilariously simple & dumb. Check out this interview where the hosts could barely hold in their laughter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnceMoPtVfE

It's nice to know he's a piece of shit too, so it's easier to make fun of him. Also, his sister's super racist, so that's a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXv3gMVeEc

thirteen · 08-19-2016, 07:55 AM

Love Matteo!

Bindi Irwin's boyfriend looks exactly like her father

Eric M · 08-19-2016, 08:19 PM

I really like his perspective I never even considered that there aren't any superstar gay comedians. This was a great week of shows!

Sorin Markov · 08-20-2016, 08:22 AM

I'm so in love with Matteo.... I get so excited when he comes on the show, I die laughing every time. I thought he was cute before and now I think he is smoking hot.... Wow.

littlp · 08-20-2016, 09:11 AM

Matteo is so hilarious. So many quoteable moments.

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zappbrannigan · 08-21-2016, 12:17 AM

Hot Topics with Matteo Lane and Liza Treyger | WDTN

5:20 mark for the Oz anecdote. It's funnier if you watch it from the start, though, because it comes out of nowhere.

WittyReference · 08-22-2016, 01:05 AM

I love the Olympics and acting like an expert on sports I only watch every 2 years (Commonwealth Games in between Olympics). The weirder the sport the better.
Except for fucking Race Walking. The dumbest thing ever and an event where most of them are cheating most of the time. If you don't have one foot on the ground at all times you are running. I never have to watch more then 10 seconds before I see someone running. Then they wiggle their hips like they've dislocated them and do unnatural things with their ankles. They poor so much water over-themselves they look they are wearing soggy nappies by the end, which would have helped the guy who shit himself during the race. Its an embarrassment to humanity.

Sparrow · 08-22-2016, 11:49 AM

walking is like the twitter of running; sometimes constraints can be fun and challenging.

WittyReference · 08-26-2016, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

walking is like the twitter of running; sometimes constraints can be fun and challenging.

good comparison - I agree, twitter is the worst

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therewillbesnacks Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Poland Posts: 72	Goddammit, I was cracking up throughout this whole show. Such a funny dude. I had to stop the episode when he started doing that fucking Liza Minnelli impression. My brain was blocking out everything he was saying and just focused on not dying. It's funny to hear Matteo echoing the same exact sentiment that Frank Liotti was just a few weeks ago about the gay community's obsession with sassy female comedians, while ignoring the male gay comics. I wonder what it is? As a gay guy, I love when you guys have gay comics on the show. They're hilarious, but also it's someone to relate to (despite the fact that there are plenty of aspects of the gay community that I don't relate to at all). Ryan Lochte is hilariously simple & dumb. Check out this interview where the hosts could barely hold in their laughter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnceMoPtVfE It's nice to know he's a piece of shit too, so it's easier to make fun of him. Also, his sister's super racist, so that's a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXv3gMVeEc Keith likes this.
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Sorin Markov Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 153	I'm so in love with Matteo.... I get so excited when he comes on the show, I die laughing every time. I thought he was cute before and now I think he is smoking hot.... Wow. Keith and g001dfinger like this.
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zappbrannigan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 447	Hot Topics with Matteo Lane and Liza Treyger \| WDTN 5:20 mark for the Oz anecdote. It's funnier if you watch it from the start, though, because it comes out of nowhere. Keith likes this.
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WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	I love the Olympics and acting like an expert on sports I only watch every 2 years (Commonwealth Games in between Olympics). The weirder the sport the better. Except for fucking Race Walking. The dumbest thing ever and an event where most of them are cheating most of the time. If you don't have one foot on the ground at all times you are running. I never have to watch more then 10 seconds before I see someone running. Then they wiggle their hips like they've dislocated them and do unnatural things with their ankles. They poor so much water over-themselves they look they are wearing soggy nappies by the end, which would have helped the guy who shit himself during the race. Its an embarrassment to humanity. __________________ . We made some music for trippers. On drugs it'll all make sense https://myspace.com/almostapathy/music/albums
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