2459: Sister Morphine
 

with Wendi Starling and Krystyna Hutchinson – Wendi’s literal sexual demon; My Name Is Keith recap; meeting Ashanti and Ja Rule; Wendi’s sugar daddy update; Chemda’s biopsy; Don’t Breathe and Hell or High Water reviewed; speed-walking Olympian soils himself on TV; Michael Moore defends Ryan Lochte; Colin Kaepernick refuses to stand during NFL preseason game’s National Anthem

Guests:
Krystyna Hutchinson
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Wendi Starling
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Ja wrote songs that made love feel real. every thug needs a lady.

Every 4 years, not every 2 years, Keith.

The USA is not always the best at the winter Olympics.

(They mean more to us, up north, but you guys still always have the most Olympians participating in these events and they also get a shit load of funding)

Morphine is so great. When I was in the hospital in January for my gallbladder, I had a standing order for morphine during my visit. I took it even when I wasn't in pain because that was a privilege I did not want to waste at all. I also received dilaudid my first day there and I can 100% see how people get addicted to this stuff, it is absolutely amazing 10/10 would try again.

Hm...

2014 Sochi

U.S. 9 7 12 28
Norway 11 5 10 26
Canada 10 10 5 25

Even when Canada hosted in 2010 the U.S. had the most medals.

U!S!A! U!S!A!

Yes. When you're #1 you don't get the LEAST funding...

"You went to the moon first cause you had an amazing space program."

Yes. That's what the best has - the best things.

U!S!A! U!S!A!

if we're gonna look /just/ at the Winter Games, in total Norway has us slightly, but pretty securely, at #2 at both gold and overall. i ain't mad at it. they probably work really hard and our Winter Olympians are either high or pushing boundaries at the Winter X Games instead.

your children will eventually grow up and move out of your home. you should celebrate that milestone. with drugs.

Chemda, the hell you can't ask people to sanitize their hands before coming in the studio. I understand that you have lived in NYC all your life so that your immune system is used to subway germs; however, now isn't the time to mess around with it. The last thing you need is to get sick before going into surgery-I did and it was not fun. I was not in any danger, it took me longer to recover and was not fun at all. I'll bet that people would appreciate the hand sanitizer, especially if they are coming off of the subway. I guaranfuckingtee that people would be more than happy to sanitize.




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