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03-25-2006, 12:14 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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I tried to listen to the live stream and it wouldn't work for me. I tried to go into the chat room but it didn't work for me. I tried to call in too but I couldn't get through. Not my day. Crap.
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03-25-2006, 12:49 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Trainables
I wish I knew about these Trainables vidoes when I was younger because it might have come in handy.
One of the classes i took in Jr. High was as a Special Ed teacher assistant. While working in the class I got to know alot of the kids and thier parents and really enjoyed working w/ both. One day after class one of the parents asked if I would be interested in babysitting the following weekend for a friend of theirs that had a 20yr old girl w/ downs syndrom. They assured me she was really nice and they just wanted me there to make sure she didn't burn the place down or get into any trouble. It would be easy money. (By the way anytime anybody says something is gonna be easy money, It never is) I got to the house and everything seemed normal. I met the girl, the parents gave me all the numebrs they thought i would need and went on their way. We ate dinner and then started watching a movie. She then gets up and says she is gonna take a bath. Fine with me. About 20 min later she comes our of the bathroom stark naked nd asks me to give her a kiss. OMFG, what the hell. I tell her that it is not appropriate to come out here naked and she needed to get dressed. Bad move. She then starts to freaken scream at me and demanding that I kiss her. Mind you I am only about 13. I start to freak out and yell at her to get away and get dressed. She then grabs my arm and tries to pull me to the sofa to kiss her. I manage to break free and decide to grab the phone and make a run for one of the bedrooms. I get to one of the rooms and call the numbers left by the parents, and of course the don't answer. She is banging on the door and yelling for me to come out and kiss her. I then did what any young man in my position would do. I call my mommy for back up. She get there about 10 min later and managers to get the girl to calm down and get dressed. She stays w/ me till the parents get home about 2 hours later. We explain what happned and then asshole dad instead of appologising get pissed at me becasue I saw her naked and wants to kow what I did provoke her. WTF. Even at 13, I had no desire to see a naked retard let alone kiss one. My mom and him get in a big fight and when he threatens to call the cops, we decide to leave. Moral of the story. Never babysit for retards w/o backup. |
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but Spookys known for fucking with us! |
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makes me think of the super hero "senior flacid cock" |
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Maybe. Maybe not. Throw your cell phone on the floor and let us know once and for all if spooky fucks with people.
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