2465: Marching Orders
 

with Tony Deyo – Marching band; the pressure of Coke cans; a new year for Keith’s football masterplan; Colin Kaepernick’s refusal to stand for the National Anthem and the police’s refusal to protect him; War Dogs reviewed; Joe Paterno’s commemoration; Brock Turner protesters; Fox News and Roger Ailes forced to pay Gretchen Carlson $20 million; Subway’s Jared Fogle sues a victim’s parents; Bill Cosby’s sick children’s book titles; My Big Fat Fabulous Life reviewed

Guest:
Tony Deyo
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Poll
 

It's a tough one. So I looked up their definitions. Cut & pasted a few pertinent facts.

CIRCLE

The circle is a universal symbol with extensive meaning. It represents: totality, wholeness, original perfection, the Self, the infinite, eternity, timelessness, all cyclic movement, God ('God is a circle whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere'. As the sun, it is masculine power; as the soul and as encircling waters, it is the feminine maternal principle. "It implies an idea of movement, and symbolizes the cycle of time, the perpetual motion of everything that moves, the planets' journey around the sun. The circle is also zero in our system of numbering, and symbolizes potential, or the embryo.

Other Associations:

Wholeness
Focus
Unity
Nurturing
Cycles
Initiation
Everything
Perfection
Womb
Centering
Revolution
Infinity
Mobility
Completion

TRIANGLE

A triangle is a polygon with three edges and three vertices. It's found in Geometry. A class that sucked just a little less than algebra. The triangle is also found in cautionary signs. Dumb ones like Slippery When Wet.

Other Associations

Dunce Caps

A Male Penis

The Washington Monument (which resembles a dick)

Concentration Camp Yellow Triangle Badges (made by nazis - a bunch of dickheads)

The triangle is also referred to as 'evidence' of some grand Illuminati conspiracy by crazy people leaving Jay Z youtube comments.

I went with circles. If you went with triangles that's ok. I guess that's how you were raised or something. Or like if you were born somewhere else and not an American. Maybe you like triangular dunce caps. Maybe you're wearing one as you read this.

Whoz to say?! I'm sure they're both totally equal. It's just that the one, (being the circle) just slightly better. When you voted. Did you put a dot inside a triangle or did you place it neatly inside a circle?

If a dot is a circle then what's the fuckin' point?

In fact, a triangle has THREE points simply by definition.

triangles have three angles. each of three line segments is composed of an infinite number of points.

Hmm. That is a solid point. About points.

My apologies to science.

Please remove my vote for circles and put me down for the other thing.

good boy.

unless you were referring to its vertices, and then, yeah, there are three of those and each are a specific point. spot on.

They put names/phrases on the cans because people are silly and it makes a ton of money. The percentages sound low but keep in mind how much soda is sold - it's so much money.


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Ohhhhh surprise Patrice ... Warn a bitch Keith

marching band was full of sex. at least in the drum room.