254: Fast and Furious

Keith · 04-06-2006, 06:02 PM

"They're all gonna choke you when you get there."

spray · 04-06-2006, 06:16 PM

Sure- but who knows- it might be fun. Michael Hutchence gave it a go.......

bentoman · 04-06-2006, 10:19 PM

When Chemda says, "Uh uh, you feel that, you feel that?" That's my new A-B pr0n.

Patrice · 04-07-2006, 01:05 AM

New Kevin Federline track for download....

Snap!

brianward81 · 04-07-2006, 01:12 AM

Thanks for SNAP Patrice.
He sounds like he's trying to be Snoop or something.
You know what he should get for christmas?

Super-AIDS, with a side of a bullet to the face topped off with a doo doo butter sammich.

Loved the show today guys - see everyone for the live show tomorrow!

Enjoy your weekend bitches

Ersby · 04-07-2006, 04:27 AM

About that guy who gave his girlfriend the "Shit doesn't freeze" episode: I have a friend and she used to live in NY so I thought she'd like KATG because she has a similar sense of humour. So I burnt her a cd rom of all the shows from February and gave it to her. Then about a week later, I decided to listen to those shows again to remind myself.

I clicked on the first February show and almost the first thing Keith says is "If a guy has given you this to listen to, it's because he wants you to suck his dick." I thought "Oh shit" and had to phone her quickly to apologise/explain.

Turns out she hadn't heard that one. At least she found it funny.

Jeffa · 04-07-2006, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ersby

About that guy who gave his girlfriend the "Shit doesn't freeze" episode: I have a friend and she used to live in NY so I thought she'd like KATG because she has a similar sense of humour. So I burnt her a cd rom of all the shows from February and gave it to her. Then about a week later, I decided to listen to those shows again to remind myself.

I clicked on the first February show and almost the first thing Keith says is "If a guy has given you this to listen to, it's because he wants you to suck his dick." I thought "Oh shit" and had to phone her quickly to apologise/explain.

Turns out she hadn't heard that one. At least she found it funny.

Well......... did she suck it?

Ersby · 04-07-2006, 05:08 AM

No. She said that wouldn't work. I said "Are you sure" and she said "yes".

teerts · 04-07-2006, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ersby

No. She said that wouldn't work. I said "Are you sure" and she said "yes".

Nice try, nice try.

sydallan · 04-07-2006, 07:46 AM

I realize that this is a good way to start a sophomoric flame war, but I think it is very annoying that Patrice interrupts Keith and Chemda so often. It was especially noticeable on yesterday's show.

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Ersby Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: S. England Posts: 32	About that guy who gave his girlfriend the "Shit doesn't freeze" episode: I have a friend and she used to live in NY so I thought she'd like KATG because she has a similar sense of humour. So I burnt her a cd rom of all the shows from February and gave it to her. Then about a week later, I decided to listen to those shows again to remind myself. I clicked on the first February show and almost the first thing Keith says is "If a guy has given you this to listen to, it's because he wants you to suck his dick." I thought "Oh shit" and had to phone her quickly to apologise/explain. Turns out she hadn't heard that one. At least she found it funny.
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sydallan Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Danvers, MA Posts: 23	I realize that this is a good way to start a sophomoric flame war, but I think it is very annoying that Patrice interrupts Keith and Chemda so often. It was especially noticeable on yesterday's show.
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