256: Service with a Smile

[spooky]

Originally Posted by Nick Postagulous

I think you're thinking 501. The whole buttonfly thing was hip when I was in school. Buttonfly = stupid fad.

umm, buttonfly=awesome! have you never gone commando? zippers and nutsacks dont mix.

[IAMjoCanadian]

I once got some sack caught in the zipper of my jeans when I was a kid. Since then i kinda lean back to prevent a repeat.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by spooky

umm, buttonfly=awesome!

You're high. After drinking a lot (and you shotgun the beers??) buttonflies take waaaaay too damn long.

[Nick Postagulous]

Originally Posted by spooky

umm, buttonfly=awesome! have you never gone commando? zippers and nutsacks dont mix.

No, I don't go commando, mainly because I have a butthole in my pants, and I like wearing my jeans until they are dirty. I can't imagine a commando fart. I guess I have a greater respect for my pants than I do my underwear.

[Nick Postagulous]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

You're high. After drinking a lot (and you shotgun the beers??) buttonflies take waaaaay too damn long.

I concur. When you can barely walk, you don't need a rubik's cube on your crotch when you are about to piss yourself.

[Goatboy]

Originally Posted by spooky

umm, buttonfly=awesome! have you never gone commando? zippers and nutsacks dont mix.

I hope you wipe when you're done peeing :/

[spooky]

Originally Posted by Goatboy

I hope you wipe when you're done peeing :/

i just shake it for about ten minutes, im usually good after that. i got my sack caught in a zipper when i was like 10. lesson learned. i always request button fly, Amber still gets me zippers from time to time(yes, she shops for me), they usually migrate themselves to the bottom of the armoire and are never worn again.

[moeishellofcool]

Originally Posted by Scooper12

I'm looking at the Dillon's Lounge calender now. "Henda--Comedy" WTF???? That's un-fucking-believable

THEY CHANGED IT. Ha, the fuckers.

[Annie]

Originally Posted by spooky

i just shake it for about ten minutes, im usually good after that.

Shake it once, its fine. Shake it twice, its ok. Shake it three times...

Amber still gets me zippers from time to time(yes, she shops for me)

Tee hee.

[eean]

I'm a fan of LL Bean jeans when buying new jeans. I dunno if I'm abnormally sized or just have a very popular size, I always have a problem finding jeans that fit right in stores. Online shopping solves that. And the LL Bean jeans are just normal.

Granted most of the pants I've gotten recently have come from the ole' Salvation Army.