2565: The Next Episode

[WittyReference]

Originally Posted by flerchin

My kids' best friends receive "whoopings", where as my kids would receive a timeout.

Originally Posted by Keith

I'm misreading this right?

Are we confusing what a whooping is?

It's not a time out.

Keith, was it that sentence throwing you off? I've edited it.

I've had moths stuck in my ear twice. TWICE! They were tiny but felt like they were the size of my head, flapping around in there driving me bonkers. Had to go to the emergency room both times in the middle of the night. The second time they had it out in 30 minutes but the first time was St Patrick's day and all the bleeding people covered in green paint took priority over me and I had to wait 5 hours. Horrendous.

[FingerLakes]

Originally Posted by jcro21

. Now I'm debating, which would I rather have, a cockroach in my brain or an eel in my ass?

How is this even a question? Why would you ever choose cockroach? Eels are even pre-lubed and already shaped like a dildo and won't lay eggs in your brain!

I wish there was a guy in my life who called me/made me feel like Burt Reynolds

[jcro21]

Originally Posted by FingerLakes

How is this even a question?

Not answering this helped me avoid feeling imaginary eels in my bum.

Aaaaaand here they come...