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View Poll Results: What is your preferred way of greeting somebody?
Handshake 17 38.64%
Fist Pound 2 4.55%
Hug 3 6.82%
Handshake/Hug 5 11.36%
Cheek Kiss 0 0%
Double Cheek Kiss 1 2.27%
Closed Mouth Kiss 0 0%
High Five 2 4.55%
Head Nod 11 25.00%
Cheesesteak Exchange 3 6.82%
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Old 03-05-2017, 10:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2017, 11:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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handshakes, full stop, if we're meeting for the first time. it throws off a lot of the young women i meet. i'm not being stand-offish, you're not gross, i don't know you. i'm weird about non-sexual touching and people being too familiar with me. what do you want?! i spent an entire girlhood avoiding kisses to my cheeks and people picking me up b/c they could. my nightmare are people who platonically kiss on the mouth. just…just, no. no. no. no. no. no.

and don't get me started on the fake 'i love you' goodbyes from people who are barely acquaintances. it's an obligation to say it back. bitch, i don't love you and you have no idea what it is to love me. lies. *sigh* proper Southern politesse is full of lies.
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Despite being European I'm not into hugging and kissing everyone for hello.
Handshake is fine. Fist bomb is nice.
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These Germans. Of course it's a fist bomb.
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Chemda's singing is sensual af.

I've never had an uncomfortable greeting. The only hugs I get are from family and I like those cause I only see them a few times a year and can literally feel the love.

Otherwise a "hi" and a wave or nod if it's a woman. Handshake and nod if an older man.

I've only had my hand kissed by boyfriends who were being over the top for fun.
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Handshake for strangers or any work/official greetings

Side Hug/cheek kiss combo for friends
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These Germans. Of course it's a fist bomb.
We call it fist lovefest but I thought you wouldn't understand.
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I despise the cheek kiss greeting

i don't know where your lips have been
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
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I like to pound pussies as a hello, is that just me?

I grew up in Puerto Rico, but bounced around between PR & the states, (PR is all about the cheek kiss) so my default is now a small wave or a firm handshake.

Family or friends get a hug, cause I love hugs, but I'm not hugging a stranger...
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Word on the street is The Voice enjoys a good "comeback story" like Chemda's, especially when it's accompanied by a magical voice like Chemda's (who am I kidding, there is no voice like Chemda's). I'm juuuuuuuuuuuuust saying. And they don't have any of those dumb age restrictions on that show like Idol used to have.


Meanwhile, this poll is racist af for not including the hongi.

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