2588: Love and Light
 

with Jenna Marucci – Blind dates on stage; absentee fathers; how to get out of a date you’re on; played-out dating profile descriptions; the Statue of Liberty turns off her light; KATG Tattoo #143; Keith and Chemda’s 12-year anniversary dinner; the goofy responses KATG receive regarding their marathon; the subway’s adult-themed ads

Guests:
Jenna Marucci
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Libby Phillips
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my Dad worked 2nd shift most of my life which means he pretty much missed everything providing for us. it's why Love for me is something implicitly understood without question, but without corresponding action and built on a lot of assumptive fantasy. it's why i married a man who was always gone and another one whose career has him on about the same hours. don't see you for days or weeks or months or years? cool, whatever. it's probably responsible for my personality being borderline. i don't think anybody meant to neglect me, the attention i received was full of unearned praise b/c *surprise* being the only girl among a bunch of boys meant nobody gave me any expectations above being adorable and pleasant, but i sure did spend a lot of time alone--still do. i have to be hyper aware and make conscious efforts to hold up the obligations that come with being trusted and having healthy relationships. i can be awful cruel or dismissive without realizing it or be very aware and just not care. Love isn't contingent on the things you do or don't do; it just exists, frozen somewhere in space/time. i'm a treat! or dangerous. whatever. #DaddyIssues

spend time with your kids, folks, or they turn into monsters.

My wife is always late. Most couples greet each other with "Hello" when we were dating, my wife usually greeted me with "Sorry, I'm late!" She was always worth the wait. His story is bullshit.

i was ditched during a date

spend time with your kids, folks, so they turn into . .


monsters:D

Don't fall for it.

not sure who you're talking to pops, but, since you'd never disparage the ladies (a) and you're most likely taking a shot at me (ii), thusly

advising them not to "fall for it" being a warning not to think there is a story behind what keet believes is some kinda tease by me

no story

"You know what? Because of Keith's attitude, I will NOT tell you the story. Which is so fuckin' great. I mean maybe not mind-blowing, but I think you'll LOVE IT!!!"

EDITED TO ADD: "YOUR LOSS!!!"

V U L V A
 

(this is my major pet peeve)

If we are going to teach our children and/or sub goers, let's teach them the correct anatomy!!!

the VULVA is the external genitalia and includes all the bits you can see; both labia, the clitoris, and the opening to the vagina.

the VAGINA is internal and is a tube that connects up to the cervix which is the opening to the uterus.

only your OBGYN or a very interested partner can see your vagina, the rest of us are looking at your VULVA!!!!

VULVA