2591: Oh My God, I Love It

[Michael's Servant]

with Joanna Hausmann – Marine biology; slapping Fidel Castro; (no) hope for humanity; Twitter harassers, bad teachers, and revenge; Bill Nye Saves the World

Guest:
Joanna Hausmann



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[Keith]

Kill her.

[Sparrow]

i'm never gonna know why that guy got stood up /or/ how awful your friend is? what a dilly of a day.

[Mermaid]

I guess I have 3/4 a soul cause it just depends on the hour.

Could get "well now I have to rip your throat out with my bare hands and bathe gloriously in your pain"

Or

You could get "let me explain my emotions to you for the next 5 hours"

[Sparrow]

mhm. mhm. i will also go with "kill her."

[Sparrow]

so stupid. poison her tea.

[Bucho]

I feel like the best responsense to hatetrolls, if you're not going to block them, is to condescendingly dismiss them with something resembling babytalk.

"Naaaw, look at cute wittle TrumpIsGod69, looks like he fooled himself into thinking his adorable wittle opinion on anything matters" or "Oh, looook everybody, a biiig strooong nazi is tweeting a veerry important opinion" or words to that effect. Or just a belittling "lol", for when you don't feel like wasting more than three characters on them.

On the one hand admitting they make you cry is good from a "You are not alone" perspective with regards to others who are upset with the state of the nation, but on the other hand nothing gets these scaly little disease-riddled trolldicks harder than knowing they scored a direct hit on your feels.

[Keith]

Our friend Jae Breezy said something that reminded me that my mom didn't even let me tell the destitute classmate that the popcorn/candy bag was from me.

I had to sneak it in his desk before class and not say anything. I sat across from him.

He freaked out like it was Christmas. Quietly.

He looked at me. I said something to the affect of, "I think it's for you. Go ahead."

He couldn't have been happier as he sneaked it. Maybe the desk lid squeaked, who knows. Then the ___________ busted him.

Whatever word we can use today that means a really bad person.

Jae Breezy thought, "fuck face."

I hope that teacher is still alive and hurting.

Most likely more people hurt than don't hurt, right? So that's good.

[KOUNTRY]

I am team Keith all the way. Not that chemda is wrong in her thinking revenge ain't always the way to go its just the first thing I think of. Maybe that's why subconsciously maybe I seeked out a better half that was more on chemda's side. This keeps things balanced a little so when there is a rude teller at the gas station being overly FUCK FACEY he gets reported to owner instead of slashed tires or a pile of shit to clean up in the middle of the bath room floor. But when the guy down the street kicks his dog a bunch of times he not only gets videotaped doing it and reported to the coppers but his dog gets rescued by us from the shelter and conveniently gets walked past his front yard often and if he shits in that yard well no need to use bag to pick that up that shit is right where it belongs.