2595: Best Self

[KOUNTRY]

Originally Posted by Keith

Maybe you missed the part where I literally own every game ever made.

We don't just play 7 games of Monopoly ya goofball.

Hey Keith you have probably said this before and I missed it but what's your fav, Your go to game. Your I just got out of jail cause chemda didn't swipe forward I had to jump turnstile and just got out and have to play this game? Is it monopoly or something else cause well in that example maybe playing a game where you could get locked up wouldn't be fun but you know what I mean best game?

[KOUNTRY]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Uno is my preferred group game. it can last for a long time or not and you can be a vindictive ass without too much fuss or hurt feelings. draw 4, bitch!

Uno is one of the best FUCK YOU games and with skips and reverse its always changing who you can screw over. Thank you sparrow for reminding of this I feel a drunken family uno game coming on in near future

[Lanfear]

Uno is awesome

[Keith]

Originally Posted by KOUNTRY

Hey Keith you have probably said this before and I missed it but what's your fav, Your go to game. Your I just got out of jail cause chemda didn't swipe forward I had to jump turnstile and just got out and have to play this game? Is it monopoly or something else cause well in that example maybe playing a game where you could get locked up wouldn't be fun but you know what I mean best game?

You Don't Know Jack and YDKJ-type games.

[Jo_Culprit]

I really like episodes of katg where close friends and family come on as guests. The banter and inside jokes are always on another level.

This is also why Adam Brown will always be my favorite guest of all time. With show titles like this; Chemda Ruins Everything (Keith and The Girl) - Comedy Talk Show & Podcast how can you not love the banter.

[KOUNTRY]

Originally Posted by Keith

You Don't Know Jack and YDKJ-type games.

At first I thought your response was simply that I don't know shit which is true in most cases lol. My better half tells me its a game though and I've looked into it seems very fun. We sometimes play the scene it games but going to give the YDKJ a try next BBQ. Nice pull

[The Girl]

Originally Posted by Emrakul

She keeps saying "locked behind bars" and "do you feel safer with me locked up" does she not know the difference between a holding cell and prison?

LOL great point.

What I meant is that I was behind bars that were locked and I couldn't do anything about or know when it ends.

I can see where you would think I was confused.

Thank you.


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[amnesiac]

Originally Posted by The Girl

I can see where you would think I was confused.

Thank you.

This is the correct amount of sarcasm for this idiotic question.

[WittyReference]

I've been on Keith's side with the cupboards type arguments (always reminds me of a Dr Katz bit where the patient is wondering when he became the person who complains about lights being left on, 'If you can't handle this 80 watt bulb I'll change it down to a 40!') but his attitude toward communal surfaces is where I draw the line. Things have a permanent home where they belong and communal surfaces in living areas are like short term parking and I'm the inspector. Who knows when I'll need a space to put something down! Urgently! Life or death or something!

I was always surprised such a young band at the time had a song with these old man lines:

"she just wants to be happy
a place for everything and everything in its place
I had better wait and see
she amazes me
you're confusing me"

[Keith]

First of all, of course there's space ya goofball. I'm artistic with my fun.

Secondly, you think she'd just not know where to put something down or perhaps JUST PERHAPS she'd be fine simply moving anything she wanted when she wanted?

Guess.

She played you!