2596: Mind Over Melee
 

with Liz Miele – George Carlin; CHiPs’s tagline; serial dine and dasher; man suffocated by his porn collection; Artie Lang arrested for heroin and cocaine

Guest:
Liz Miele
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all my porn is digital so the worst that can happen is one of my external hard drives fall on my toe. It's maybe 1.5 pounds.

i keep all my porn in a log in the woods.

I owe you an apology...

Do people still own porn? Seems silly with great sites like pornhub watch quick vid handle business close screen clear history and done BOOM what porn?

I think the main problem is that American prisons are not humane.

Swedish prisons are more like small dorm rooms. You get a desk, books, a mattress. Thats a prison cell but there are countries that don't have these terrible holding cells that you wouldn't wish for your worst enemy to sit in like what Chemda describes. If prisons were humane​ or the process by which you take someone in to be arrested and see a judge wasn't this horrible life ruining experience, for instance giving someone complete information so they can call an employer and arrange for their kids to be taken care of. If the CO wasn't a complete inhuman monster, if the whole system for this was different, then I would say sure take in the girl with a 12 year old summons.

But we are so accustomed to the way things are that we don't even think that it could or should be better. Saner. Not a money-making scheme.

I mean ffs the never cleaned these holding cells. That can't be something impossible to arrange.

Swedish prisons are a joke: https://m.mic.com/articles/amp/10913...-the-u-s-won-t

On What's Up, A?, you'll hear how Andrea is throwing out a lot of our shit.

I'm throwing out all of my favororite comedians' CDs.

:(

It's not easy.

Guess I going to have to step it up become VIP check out these other shows

Woohoo! Liz loves me (and Mike) as much as we love her!! She is the best!! I love how she thinks we're a great couple because we don't argue at comedy shows. I mean, we are a great couple, but that's a weird metric. We will totally adopt you, Liz, I just hope Pasta gets along with Nell (our tuxedo cat).
Chemda, you don't have to feel weird about liking this comment, we both came into this relationship loving both you and Keith! We met through the wonderful Rhian due to our mutual love of the show and many geeky interests, and have been together for Seven years!! Thanks for keeping me laughing for 10.5 years and introducing me to amazing entertainers like Liz Miele!
Ps, order her new cd, it's excellent!