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View Poll Results: If we had a pizza, what kind of pizza would we have mmm…?
Mmm I know whatever pizza it was, it’d be thick and gooey and cooking all night mmm… 9 29.03%
Mmm It’d be a pizza with a nice thick sausage mmm… 9 29.03%
Mmm It’d be a vegetarian pizza so that we can bring the meat mmm… 5 16.13%
Mmm I’m more into us sharing a hot dog with cum all over it mmm… 8 25.81%
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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To make it more confusing I don't look German or Polish.
I have this interaction about once a week:

Often started by immigrants.

"Were are you from? You are not German are you?"

" I was born in Poland, I'm a German citizen now"

" you don't look polish OR german. You look Italian!"

Me:

" sorry?"
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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It's so absurd that people who got laid off from their factory job support the idea the country should be run like a business.
They have nothing to offer to a business besides low qualified manual labor.



It's obviously a stupid idea, but this wouldn't hurt me. I'm a well paid professional working for a huge pharmaceutical company. More votes for me?

It's exactly as stupid as the woman who voted for Trump and now has her husband deported.
It's the thinking " no, I'm different! It only effects criminals! I'm better! "

I think what they are hoping for is that a business man would lower the taxes on businesses thus them getting jobs back cause they where told they where getting laid off cause company couldn't afford it. They might also be hoping to get a new job in the in the businesses trump Promise's to bring back from overseas because of the new lower taxes. Its not absurd or stupid for desperate people who lost jobs to believe or even just hope that when they are told jobs will come back to them by a guy who employs so many that its true
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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But my favorite " where are you from" happened in America.
We were in clarksdale, in this club.

Ground Zero Blues Club

People were about 50% black, 50% white.
Everyone was dancing and having a good time. I started talking to a black girl, it was very friendly we were dancing together for some time, and she asked me:

"'Where are you from?"
Me : " I live in Germany "
She:
"I knew it! Your FACE doesn't look American at all! "
Me:
" face? Like makeup or styling?"
She:
" no, your face"

So now I have it. What does this mean? I don't know. I guess I belong nowhere.
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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But my favorite " where are you from" happened in America.
We were in clarksdale, in this club.

Ground Zero Blues Club

People were about 50% black, 50% white.
Everyone was dancing and having a good time. I started talking to a black girl, it was very friendly we were dancing together for some time, and she asked me:

"'Where are you from?"
Me : " I live in Germany "
She:
"I knew it! Your FACE doesn't look American at all! "
Me:
" face? Like makeup or styling?"
She:
" no, your face"

So now I have it. What does this mean? I don't know. I guess I belong nowhere.

I think it just means you where dancing and having fun with a slightly drunk girl in a club. It happens no biggy lol
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Old 03-31-2017, 11:39 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hey Keith where's the football thread
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Old 03-31-2017, 11:44 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I know you don't get much feed back on show when it comes to football but I am all in if you ever want to shoot the shit. Congrats on the MARTY B news BTW. Story is he coming back with 20lbs of extra muscles. Stupid how the NFL still suspending people for a whole year for a a little weed, but about to let a player enter the draft who has great skills on tape but also has him punching a girl in the face on tape SMDH just stupid
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Old 03-31-2017, 12:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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ok, now that i've finished the episode, two things:

a) Halle is great! Chemda is also great. i respect y'alls' appreciation for shitty hole-in-the-wall cuisine. seriously, i believe there is food that good. that being said, SUPER GROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. blech. yuck, the both of you. i bet Halle eats dairy after its expiration if it passes the sniff test with a C-. please have her back.

2) the longer i wait, the more potential there is for my child to have a ridiculous name. i am that bitch. fuck it. i sold Bear on this inevitability with the promise were we to have a son he would get his last name and it would be fit to play baseball: Dock Ellis or Mars. any daughters would get my last name and look elegant on formal stationary: Henrietta Cricket or Bryony Clover.
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Does anyone else think it's totally possible Halle WAS actually hypnotised?? I've heard descriptions of people being put under where they said they didn't remember much, and coming out of it felt like waking up.

Remember this story?
Divorce lawyer hypnotized female clients for his sexual gratification | New York Post

"The victim contacted cops after a previous meeting when she woke up and her clothing was “disheveled,” the news outlet reported."

This is similar to what happens in Get Out, he barely has any memory of being hypnotized at first.

I guess we'll never know, although if you snap your fingers and she starts quacking like a duck or something it's probably a sign.
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I think it just means you where dancing and having fun with a slightly drunk girl in a club. It happens no biggy lol
Idk sometimes it's super easy to spot people who aren't American or even are second generation American.

Sometimes its facial features that are not common. But most times its styling, use of facial expressions, the way they walk and mannerisms. In some cases I can hear someone speak with no accent but the cadence and way they form sentences lets me know they grew up in a house with more than one language.
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Of course there was a serial killer on the dating game, he appeared during his active killing phase and after he was convicted for raping an 8 year old child. He won with answers like this:
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what he would be called if he were a meal by stating, "I'm called 'The banana' and I look really good. Peel me."
The girl didn't go on the date with him though because she felt he was super creepy once she saw him backstage. Clever girl.

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Rodney James Alcala (born Rodrigo Jacques Alcala Buquor; August 23, 1943) is a convicted rapist and serial killer. He was sentenced to death in California in 2010 for five murders committed in that state between 1977 and 1979.[1] In 2013, he received an additional sentence of 25 years to life after pleading guilty to two homicides committed in New York in 1971 and 1977.[5] His true victim count remains unknown, and could be much higher.[6][7][8]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Alcala
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