2603: Got Beef?
 

with Alias Elias – Pit bulls; what Disney teaches your daughter; pedophiles in the family; photographers vs. train tracks; April Fools’ Day and Pornhub; McDonald’s vs. President Trump vs. Wendy’s; states that ban bestiality; riding in a car trunk; The Dating Game’s rapist/serial killer; KATG polls; how to tell someone you have herpes; how to own a dog where you’re not supposed to

Guest:
Ariel Elias
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we have arbitrary squick lines for what kind of meat is culturally acceptable to eat. following that logic, there'd be animals we could and could not fuck. i think we should leave it up to the states to decide where those lines are. maybe if it can accommodate a human penis without harm? i don't think fucking a cow or a horse would be much a bother to it, but don't go blasting squirrel guts everywhere.

i think it would depend on how i'd be served and with what ceremony.

That's some problem. Jesus.

You're fibbing right? Or are you a vegetarian and I forgot?

You caught me fucking a cow and it's the same as if you walked into my slaughterhouse by accident and I was putting a bolt thru it's head?

On the menu it has to say it was HF.

Human Fucked

does that cost more or less?

I know this wouldn't happen under Keith's law but in the real world you guys kill a pretty low number of death row inmates so the dating game killer guy is still alive and in prison.

And btw you're welcome.
Can Europe End the Death Penalty in America?

My name is also Ariel, hence the username. I was named after the Disney character.

Didn't like the movie much as a child, too much romance and girly stuff.

I'm so pleased Georgia is progressive in the animal fucking area.

NBC's Today did a report on photography on tracks a few years ago, and re-ran it after this last occurrence.

Rossen Reports update: See how long it can take to hear a train coming - TODAY.com

In this video, it's hard to make out the train until it's pretty close, and the train shown was going only 25 mph. I imagine in less urban areas, the train is probably going at least 55 mph on the stretch of track in question.

Granted, this doesn't really answer the question of a photographer facing the train and not seeing it, but in any case there might not be as much time as you think to get out of the way.

Not done with the show yet, so maybe this is a dumb question--but was this done on purpose?