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View Poll Results: Should the punishment for having sex with an animal be death?
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Old 04-02-2017, 09:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2603: Got Beef?

with Alias Elias – Pit bulls; what Disney teaches your daughter; pedophiles in the family; photographers vs. train tracks; April Fools’ Day and Pornhub; McDonald’s vs. President Trump vs. Wendy’s; states that ban bestiality; riding in a car trunk; The Dating Game’s rapist/serial killer; KATG polls; how to tell someone you have herpes; how to own a dog where you’re not supposed to

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Old 04-03-2017, 01:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm against fucking animals. Don't do it! Bad.

Here is my problem.
Let's take a cow. With this law you would be killed for fucking a cow.

But killing a cow and eating it = Fine. Even delicious. Pretty sure the cow doesn't give her consent.

Having the choice I would rather be fucked than killed and eaten. But that's maybe just me.
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we have arbitrary squick lines for what kind of meat is culturally acceptable to eat. following that logic, there'd be animals we could and could not fuck. i think we should leave it up to the states to decide where those lines are. maybe if it can accommodate a human penis without harm? i don't think fucking a cow or a horse would be much a bother to it, but don't go blasting squirrel guts everywhere.

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i think it would depend on how i'd be served and with what ceremony.
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I'm against fucking animals. Don't do it! Bad.

Here is my problem.
Let's take a cow. With this law you would be killed for fucking a cow.

But killing a cow and eating it = Fine. Even delicious. Pretty sure the cow doesn't give her consent.

Having the choice I would rather be fucked than killed and eaten. But that's maybe just me.
That's some problem. Jesus.

You're fibbing right? Or are you a vegetarian and I forgot?

You caught me fucking a cow and it's the same as if you walked into my slaughterhouse by accident and I was putting a bolt thru it's head?
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we have arbitrary squick lines for what kind of meat is culturally acceptable to eat. following that logic, there'd be animals we could and could not fuck. i think we should leave it up to the states to decide where those lines are. maybe if it can accommodate a human penis without harm? i don't think fucking a cow or a horse would be much a bother to it, but don't go blasting squirrel guts everywhere.



i think it would depend on how i'd be served and with what ceremony.
On the menu it has to say it was HF.

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does that cost more or less?
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Old 04-03-2017, 03:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I know this wouldn't happen under Keith's law but in the real world you guys kill a pretty low number of death row inmates so the dating game killer guy is still alive and in prison.

And btw you're welcome.
Can Europe End the Death Penalty in America?
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That's some problem. Jesus.

You're fibbing right? Or are you a vegetarian and I forgot?

You caught me fucking a cow and it's the same as if you walked into my slaughterhouse by accident and I was putting a bolt thru it's head?
Im close to be vegetarian. Do not buy meet. Will eat it on invitations or when there is no choice.
I'm not perfect.
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Old 04-03-2017, 07:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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My name is also Ariel, hence the username. I was named after the Disney character.

Didn't like the movie much as a child, too much romance and girly stuff.
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I'm so pleased Georgia is progressive in the animal fucking area.
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