2621: Finishing School

Sparrow · 05-03-2017, 11:37 AM

golly moses, child, no. are you 12? if we're doing this immediately at the door, unveil it: don't say nothin', look me in the eye, button, zipper, out. anticipation is half the game, bro. build some. jesus.

shoebootie · 05-03-2017, 03:33 PM

There is someone I specifically do not invite to parties because they take all the leftovers home. THEY DIDN'T EVEN BRING SOMETHING IN TH FIRST PLACE.

Sakugenken · 05-05-2017, 07:04 AM

I also once was leaving a party with a coworker who wanted to take the cheap bottle of vodka he brought home...bizarre. Do you also take back the flowers you brought, "I guess you're finished looking at these, I'll bring them home."

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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	golly moses, child, no. are you 12? if we're doing this immediately at the door, unveil it: don't say nothin', look me in the eye, button, zipper, out. anticipation is half the game, bro. build some. jesus.
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05-03-2017, 03:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	There is someone I specifically do not invite to parties because they take all the leftovers home. THEY DIDN'T EVEN BRING SOMETHING IN TH FIRST PLACE. Keith and The Girl like this.
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Sakugenken Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Wakayama, Japan Posts: 113	I also once was leaving a party with a coworker who wanted to take the cheap bottle of vodka he brought home...bizarre. Do you also take back the flowers you brought, "I guess you're finished looking at these, I'll bring them home." The Girl, memecherry and Sparrow like this.
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