2628: Thirsty
 

with Andrea Allan and Libby Phillips – Andrea’s work evaluation; new Flavor of The Month shows, living and fucking as an alcoholic, men’s power moves

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Andrea Allan
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Libby Phillips
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You tell it like it is, Apia. Amen.

I tried out to be a cop years ago. There was a p.t. test. A timed mile. The training officer yells go and the second step i take I shat myself. The training officer takes me aside and tells me maybe not be a cop. I have to drive home with a plastic bag on my seat. So I feel ya.

Chemda the snowball master! God, I love this show so much.

Clarification for your older listeners:

The guys hitting "like" on Andrea's photos are thirsty? I thought being thirsty was putting out hot selfies purely to see how many people you can get to "like" them.

You know, like Andrea does.

Todd, what I am doing is setting "thirst traps", that's the vernacular. ;)

A

i'm an asshole and this is unnecessary, but to be fair you put a comma outside a quotation mark like a goddamn animal. i will scuttle back to my corner now.

B.

That one's a tough one cause it doesn't look right. But the other stuff, my goodnes s,+

I miss Wrap it Up and Libby so much I'm stoked to hear these two will have a show :D

Wait till you hear that the marathon extra bonus final hour was a Wrap It Up! with Libby! (SPOILER)

Right. But in my understanding of the term, you're still the thirsty one. You're not trapping thirsty guys; you're trapping guys because you're thirsty.

we got us a real 'chicken or the egg' situation happening.

What do you expect to win out of this?

Sounds like Todd liked some photos after midnight...

a chance to slake, prolly.

A confirmation that females are 'asking for it'

get off it, Anne. this is a different beast. she said herself that she was after likes. she specifically called it a trap. a lure.

this isn't about assault. this is about all of us being petty, horny attention whores.

I just really miss tang.

My point exactly - we post shit online because we want linkes so it's perfectly fine to click like even as an old man.
Assault by definition is when I didn't ask for it.

I learned that "thirsty" has a new meaning. Seems like an appropriate definition from what i learned from the urban dictionary and what I inferred from the context in which it was used in the show. I learn so much from this show!

Oh lord, look what I created!

Todd, thirsty is vernacular for horny or desperate. In the lady community, we use it to describe men who behave like animals. Such as cat callers or strangers who message you online telling you they want to fuck you or jerk off to you. I get some version of this harassment either on the streets or online on a daily basis.

When I am posting sexually suggestive or attractive pictures of myself I am very aware of what I am doing. We call it a "thirst trap" because we are posting it knowing that men will "walk into it". It's predictable and it amuses me.

You are right that I am posting them for attention but it's not because I am horny. Social media is all about attention, so is being a comedian or anybody who lives a public life. Having followers and creating content almost constantly is, unfortunately, essential to most entertainers careers. It's expected of us and there is a lot of pressure to have a following. To reduce me publishing attractive photos of myself as "a cry for attention because I am horny" demonstrates that you just don't understand how these things work. Old man.

When I say it's funny who "comes out of the woodwork" I am laughing that an ex I haven't seen or spoken to for years is liking my photo at 2AM or a family friend who is married and his daughter is my age. What I am laughing at is that they know people can see them doing this but they do it anyways because they have no impulse control.

I hope this clears it all up for you. And anybody who wants to correct my grammar on this post please feel free to do so, I DON'T GIVE A FUUUCCCKKKKK.

respect. *fist bump*

I'm leaving the discussion of the term alone because I don't think there's any way we're going to agree.

I will, however, point out that I don't think you understand how quotation marks are used. Among the words I didn't use:

• cry
• attention
• horny

admittedly, i brought up being horny.

Such bastardisation.

Slang is from pre-2009 and still...

White people be white peopling...

This episode was fucking wonderful, and Savage Andrea is a perfect force of nature.