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05-02-2006, 11:23 PM | #1 (permalink) |
PARTY! SUPER PARTY!
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263: Cheaters
"Whoever is the best fucker gets to make the most money."
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05-03-2006, 02:58 AM | #4 (permalink) | |
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I keep trying to like The Sims, but I just get bored. Although I once trapped a Sim in a room with no furniture, door, windows, or toilet just to see what would happen. My wife thinks it was sadistic, but I just figured I was testing the AI... |
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Keith and The Girl is a free comedy talk show and podcast
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05-03-2006, 03:58 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Holy shit. That show Cheaters is fake. Is there any hope for this planet?
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05-03-2006, 07:07 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Useful French words for Chemda
Hey Chemda,
Here are some French sentences you might find useful. - Ce sont de faux nichons. Salope. --- Those are fake tits. Bitch. - Fais gaffe toi, sale Franais, mon copain n'a peur que des robots. --- Beware, French fuck, my boyfriend's only afraid of robots. - Je vais me branler, on se voit dans huit heures. --- I'm going to masturbate, see you in eight hours. - Ta bite sent le vieux fromage. --- Your cock smells like old cheese. - Dsole, seulement le mercredi et si tu portes un tee-shirt Keith and the Girl. --- Sorry, only on Wednesdays and if you wear a KATG shirt. - Je vais gerber. --- I'm going to puke. - Mon copain est un clown new-yorkais et il va te peter la gueule. --- My boyfriend is a clown from New-York and he's going to beat the shit out of you. - O est-ce que je peux trouver de l'alcool ? --- Where can I find some alcohol ? - Les franais sont tous des cons. --- All Frenchmen are bastards. - Va te faire fouttre. --- Go fuck yourself. - Ta gueule. --- Shut the fuck up. - Lolocopter. --- Lolocopter. - Petite bite. --- Small dick. I'll try to come to Mulhouse on Friday but can't think of any lie I could tell to my boss so that I won't have to go to work. If you hear someone yelling "Keith and the Girl dot com" while everyone is quiet, that'll be me. Have fun, and don't be homesick, there are people who like you all around this damn Earth. And even in France there is at lease one guy who enjoyed each and every KATG show... :-) |
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05-03-2006, 07:32 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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That's the only fun thing about the Sims is killing them. In the Sims world I'm a serial killer. All my neighbors were either drowned, set on fire, or locked in a closet until they starved to death. The other fun thing with the original version was moving the trash can. The game used it as a reference point, so neighbors and the maid would get stuck in a position in your house and never leave. They just stand there, hungry, tired and pissing themselves, but never die. ah, good times. |
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05-03-2006, 09:49 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
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You need to help her with, I need batteries Here is my Myspace page I Really need batteries, and the food network Stop talking to me, and write me on Myspace, in english. Can i buy a Rachel Ray cookbook and some batteries Do you have thie internet, I need to read the forum, on myspace. |
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