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05-05-2006, 04:16 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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so Japan's got holes in the floor and toilets that wash your ass, but no inbetween. Sounds like an awsome place
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05-05-2006, 04:20 PM | #12 (permalink) |
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The girl who was shot from a stray bullet did NOT die, the bullit hit her then poped out of her and onto the floor. Myth Busted.
Nice show, half hour was great, very streamline and compact. it was full of gems. Love you love the show congrats on show # 264 |
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ASYLUM SEEKER
Fuck France, I'm officially an asylum seeker. I'd marry Adam Curry to get out of this crappy country and qualify for a green card. Well, no, but I'd marry a very very ugly lady.
Chemda is experiencing the worst of the worst of course (we don't shit in holes, Arabs do / we have lots of payphones, you can always guess where there's one / in decent hotels people speak English / only fucked up guys will show your their ass...). You're right about one thing though, we don't give a fuck about anything or anyone. But don't think people in Germany are any better, they're not. I live at the border, I see many every day. We're assholes but they're animals. Don't even bother with Spain, Italy or England, we're all the same. I'm actually ashamed of my country. It stopped being great the day they took Napolon into custody. Why the hell did you have to do that, silly Brits ? Today, the world would be called France and we'd listen to "Keith et la Fille". How nice... In which city did you record this show Chemda ? Were you already in Mulhouse (by the way, one of the 5 most dangerous cities in France) ? |
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What happens if you leave a small gap between your ass and the seat? Is there some kind of sensor looking for your asshole? I'm not keen on getting my shirt all wet from the water that is supposed to clean my ass. |
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05-05-2006, 10:14 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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When I was in Spain - had those trough toilets too...but at least they had footprints where you had to place your feet so you can get the proper aim I guess.
Deal or no deal - I agree...what will Howie do if they shake hands! How's Vonage working out? Have it at home and love it. Cheers Rhian |
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I'm in mulhouse right now. leaving in the morning. It's the only town that had ethnics in it. |
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