I tried to listen to this one on the elliptical. I had to stop after 8 minutes, between laughing at Jafar and gasping at Lindsay Lohan losing a finger.

The therapist has a new show on viceland, I think the Katy therapy was for an intro crossover...

THANK YOU. I'm dead, this is amazing.

For the record
 

While I've already professed my love for Chanel Ali, and it has not waned, I have to say I think Matteo Lane is my favorite "newish" guest. Every fucking show he is on is gold. His "Flavor of the Month" set was hilarious. His wit is so fast, so brutal, and so on point...

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!

As far as you know?

;)

I voted that way.

There may have been a historical person that loosely correlates to stories in the Bible. I don't care, and it doesn't much matter. It especially doesn't matter where he fell on the spectrum. The whole subject is boring. "There is no Jesus" seems to match that sentiment.

Newish in quotes covers 4 years.

KATG.com/MatteoLane

Mr Jesus No Penis
 

First of all, Mateo Liza Min-ellied his way into my KATG Top Ten, long ago. Love him. I get what he meant by "Jesus is Gay." But I think Chemda hit on a greater point. Which is to say, why are we thinking about Where Jesus put his dick?

This is gonna sound goofy, but I strongly feel that if, IF Jesus existed, he had to be the product of human/ alien...I dunno...union. Also the Bible makes it appear that Jesus entire purpose was anything but reproduction. He's more metaphor for what man should strive to be. Odd of course because most followers of Christ miss the point. Not judging. Sacrifice. All that.

I voted no. Cuz Jesus is and was an asexual alien.

Yes yes a bazillion times yes

Matteo should hire himself out to leave Liza voicemail messages.
And he's right, jesus was a faggot (even tho he didn't/doesn't exist).
And he's right, fuck Ohio. Fuck it right in its pie-eating trump-supporter face. Its' big. gay. closeted. fuckface.

....love from ohio...