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Matteo Lane might be the show's most consistently hilarious guest. no homo

My absolute favorite time with Mr. Lane.

I literally LMAO'd every time he stopped the Katy interview

and I LOVE italian men from long island so i love their mothers/wives who are like the LI Medium

Chris Pine, GORGEOUS?

Nicole Kidman, PORRIDGE?

I've never felt so betrayed by both of you

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Originally Posted by Furious Stylz (Post 861135)

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!

Youtube Clip show night with Matteo & friends

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Originally Posted by Furious Stylz (Post 861135)

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!

Flavor of the month: Matteo gets drunk with drag queens and just chats for 2
hours to take over the My name is Keith crown.

That would be such great video, Lady Bunny could show up in costume this time.

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Originally Posted by kaligula (Post 861154)

Or omnisexual. For the mythological Jesus. Like he'd just be into your vibe rather than your genitals.

LOL. Yes. Jesus was super sapiosexual!!!

Look. The only FUCKIN' way the Jesus myth works - is aliens. The guy was born of an immaculate conception. He had super powers. BUT THE BIGGEST THING is that dude did not have sex. Every guy reading this knows. Gay or straight. Getting laid is an absolute. Biological. Imperative. Also we know that Jewish men at that time were married young. There's no possible way Jesus was 33, no wife, no kids.

Unless.

...ahem...

ALIENS!!! Think about it bro. What human male could hang around sex workers and apostles who would blow him at the drop of palm leaf; and he's not fucking. No. It's absurd. Dude was above normal human urges. Total alien. Or it didnt happen.

Alien half breed. Or fiction. Cuz otherwise you're telling me my man Jesus was tough enough to perform miracles but couldn't find his way out the closet.

I never thought of Jesus having a sexual orientation. He was always asexual in my head.

Sexuality is viewed as "dirty" and "animalistic" in Christianity (unless married) and since Jesus was supposed to be the opposite of that, I always pictured him as the guy who is everyone's best platonic friend.

that defeats the whole purpose of him being sent to earth to live as a man. to go through the trials and tribulations of being truly human. keep in mind we know jack shit about younger Jesus. information about him has been filtered through hundreds of years of prudes and assholes who needed him to be maybe more than he was. even our viewing him as this pansexual fantasy is entirely our own communities' modern projections of ideal sexuality the same as crisp white pureness was for others.

Agreed. I bet he was a real prick. (in the bad way)