2661: Piss Adjacent

[Sparrow]

is there a bat signal for lady friends?

[Keith]

It's the squirt. But when crime happens they just orgasm. Which is the greatest! But no one is making a fountain. C'mon Sparrow. You have gifs and video for everything. Let's see them squirt. And then every women can agree they do that.

[Sparrow]

[Keith]

Exactly. That's not squirting. That (should) is/be normal.

[Sparrow]

did you not literally see the fluid coming out of her urethra?

[Sparrow]

ya know what, let's save the time. i'm a fucking idiot and you know all the things.

goddamnit, lady friends.

[Keith]

I did see it on Take 3.

Do you think everyone that said yes gets it? Then I guess every woman does it. I am willing to kneel corrected.

[Archimedes_Screw]

I have a friend who gives squirting seminars. This is my favorite thread of all time. Aaaand now I have to limp to work.

[Sparrow]

to be clear, that's a gif i pulled off tumblr as an example.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by kaligula

I think most of us expect a more voluminous eruption.

all this cum shaming over here. if it bothers anyone, make an appointment and i'll let you teach my pussy a lesson.

Originally Posted by kaligula

Have you tried a clitoral/G-Spot orgasm? They take forever to get right but I believe they're always amazing. Just get the guy to suck on the clit and stimulate the G-Spot with one hand while using the other arm to hold the pelvis down (maybe applying pressure above the pubic bone if possible.)

I would be shocked if that doesn't blow your mind. It often results in those sobbing emotional orgasms.

i know the mechanics. i still find it very difficult to cum subsequent times after a squirt.