2661: Piss Adjacent

[Archimedes_Screw]

In highschool I was formally voted most bashful and informally most likely to shoot up the school. It was a rough time.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Apia

Sparrow, don't let them body shame you. Not everyone is a firefighter.

/thank you/, apia. #ladyfriends #highfive

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by Apia

I learned that all female orgasms are clitoral. The organ is bigger then you might think and always in the game when a female bodied person is turned on. So I hope Sparrow tried one of those.

Sparrow, don't let them body shame you. Not everyone is a firefighter.

yep super impressive "little" organ

[Lanfear]

I'm probably just jaded but the Tom Cruise story sounds like a well placed 'look at how many girls he fucked so he is sooooooo not gay but obviously we are super mad that this dude wrote about it' fake news

[kevinquinn]

Best ad read of all time.

[campy]

Wish I could chime in on the squirting saga...but alas, i never had the priviledge. An old friend f mine did, it embarrassed the hell out of her. Only happened when she had a really stellar experience but she told me it usually freaked out her male partners who , in every case, had never seen it. You guys are rare breeds and should be extra pround of that trick. Unless it kills your boner i guess!

[Mattman]

Talking on stage is what you do, talking socially is who you are - so totally understandable that you may feel differently.

[sievo]

I *fucking* love the ad read on this episode!